Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfieldwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer and writer, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth22 November 1921
CityDeer Park, NY
came carries father fathers kid picture ugly wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
running care driving
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving.
lying car
Cars and women are a lot alike. They lie about the milage.
car perfect truck
I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
sunday car trouble
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
funny humor car
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
sex wife car
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
two laughing car
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.
car radio
I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying.
born morning mother sickness ugly
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
asking kept people pet ugly worked
I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
girl nobody
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
cat children covering kept kid played ugly
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
boy funny growing poor
I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with