Quotes about humor
humor fools-day april
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. Max Eastman
humorous thinking views
I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone is the same, buys the same food and drives around in their little minivans, or the view is that the suburbs are extremely perverse in a humorous way. Megan Abbott
humorous ironic trying
I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. Max Cannon
humorous hair hands
West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans. P. J. O'Rourke
humor race people
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. Phil Keoghan
humor reserved has-beens
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. Lana Turner
humor farce doe
A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. John Ratzenberger
humor men thinking
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola...
humor silence needs
An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile. James Joyce
humor tears murder
Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders. Martin Luther
humorous views tunes
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. Mose Allison
humor
Do what you do best, and outsource the rest. Peter Drucker
humor blow shock-absorber
Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows. Peggy Noonan
humor people arson
People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor. Peg Bracken
humor reaction tells test ultimate whether
The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you don't.
humor done best-work
The best work never was and never will be done for money. John Ruskin
humor thinking stories
My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. Manuel Puig
humor thinking universe
I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.
humorous government juniors
Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute. Jonathan Kellerman
humorous thinking catching-on
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there. Jon Stewart
humorous talking snakes
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
humor creativity thinking
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too. Jimmy Buffett
humorous school eagles
In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend. Jim Rohn
humor light joy
The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor. Emily Post
humorous night ohio
Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit in the park and you watch the grass die. John Denver
humorous long overcoming
As long as you can savor the humorous aspect of misery and misfortune, you can overcome anything. John Candy
humor i-love-him knowing
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine." Joan Rivers
humor tunnels light
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
humor done helping
Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?' Jimmy Fallon
humor length prove-it
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Garrison Keillor
humor laughing want
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
humor intelligent four
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
humor men doe
The man who tells me an indelicate story does me an injury. James Thomas Fields