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humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
dobby potters memorable-harry-potter
Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends! J. K. Rowling
dobby potters harry-potter-movie
Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf!
dobby trying stop-trying
If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.
dobby
Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!
hats
Hats have power. Hats can change you into someone else. Catherynne M. Valente
hats kept
When we went up early, I think we kind of thought that was it, that they were going to give up. You've got to take your hats off to them. They kept on fighting. John Salmons
hats way lawyer
When I was a young lawyer, working women wore hats. It was the only way they would take you seriously. Bella Abzug
hats
Nobody can buy a hat without gossiping. Diana Wynne Jones
hats kitten robbers
You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!
hats able mark
Certainly, you're not going to able to go and pull a Mark Mulder out of your hat somewhere. Billy Beane
hats six schwarzenegger
Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies. Craig Kilborn
hats tradition wearing
There is a tradition of not wearing two hats in the government. Donald Ritchie
hats faces protect
Seriously, I like to wear hats so I don't get super tan. You have to protect the face. Alessandra Ambrosio