Famous Quotes & Sayings

Justin Verlander

People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse.

Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly.

Joanna Lumley

That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly.

I think it's sort of a trademark quality of New Orleans that people can usually find humor in the worst situations.

Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.

I think this is a legislative sense of humor the rest of us don't appreciate.

Stephen J. Cannell

I love 'Dexter.' The dark sense of humor is wonderful.

Carlos Ponce

I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.

Justin Turner

Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy.

Carol Bartz

I manage through a sense of humor. We all work hard, and work has to be a really interesting, fun place. And that has to start at the top.

Silas Weir Mitchell

I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.

Mike Nichols

I think the main thing about comedy and humor is that it's impossible and always was impossible to define.

John Cornyn

I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor.

He saw humor as a line of defense.

It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.

Kristan Higgins

Humor writing requires a rhythm and timing, as well as some kind of connection to the reader, and I think that's how I tap into it.

Kristan Higgins

Humor writing is something that comes naturally to me.

Humor is key in getting through this journey. I needed to see the lighter side of life.

Romain Gary

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him.

Carl Hiaasen

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

Jasper Johns

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

He ... had a sense of humor that is subject to interpretation, on women's rights for example,

He had problems remembering names. There was a lot of humor about that at his funeral.

Charles Kingsley

If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers' hands

Charles Churchill

A joke's a very serious thing.

Art Buchwald

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

Art Buchwald

The things that matter most are not things.

Ayn Rand

If you want to feel good, be rational.

Ayn Rand

Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical.

Ayn Rand

Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others.

Ayn Rand

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.

C. S. Lewis

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

Carol Burnett

When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure." Why is is no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy? Are they presuming comedy is easier?