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humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
heavens justice though
Let justice be done, though the heavens fall.
heaven catholic desperation
If I were a Roman Catholic, I should turn a heretic, in sheer desperation, because I would rather go to heaven than go to purgatory. Charles Spurgeon
heaven needs christ
You need not to know much about Heaven-it is where Christ is, and that is Heaven enough for us.
heaven grace promise
O What A Freedom Is Thine! Freedom from Condemnation. Freedom to the Promises, Freedom to the Throne of Grace, and at last Freedom to Enter Heaven!
heaven crowns crosses
There are no crown-wearers in heaven who were not cross-bearers here below.
heaven soul hell
Free will carried many a soul to hell, but never a soul to heaven.
heaven would-be mockery
It would be mockery to call such dreariness heaven at all. Edgar Allan Poe
heaven ancient silent
Whosoever loves not picture is injurious to truth, and all the wisdom of poetry. Picture is the invention of heaven, the most ancient and most akin to nature. It is itself a silent work, and always one and the same habit. Ben Jonson
heaven half venture
Many might go to heaven with half the labour they go to hell, if they would venture their industry the right way.
hell life thirty took wondering
Life is a gamble. And I took a chance, man. And here I am, talkin' to you today, thirty years later, wondering what the hell I did in the first place!
hell purgatory
We in Purgatory sing fondly of Hell. Denis Johnson
hell backup
Me as a backup center? Hell no. Dikembe Mutombo
hell punch
Get the hell away from me before I punch you in the mouth.
hell
If they do play each other, it's going to be a hell of a game. Paul Hewitt
helluva life putting relationship ribbon technology time typewriter
I have a love/hate relationship with just about all technology in my life. My first typewriter in particular. I had a helluva time putting new ribbon on it. Eric Stoltz
hell owned rent texas
If I owned Hell and Texas I would rent out Texas and live in Hell O. Henry
hell idiot laughing
I don't do a hell of a lot of publicity. I find it nauseous. I feel like a blithering idiot and your friends are laughing at you. Chris Noth
hell problem wrong
I don't know what the hell his problem is. He's not lame. He has no filling, no swelling, no breaks, no strains, nothing. There's nothing wrong with him.