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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
cards credit customers easily money pay sure tickets
The other thing we're doing is making sure the customers pay with credit cards so they can get their money back more easily if the tickets can't be used. Steve Loucks
cards game sit
We usually just play cards - there's always a card game going on. Or we sit around. Sit around and talk.
cards florist full greeting service silk table
We are a full service florist with fresh-cut flowers, silk arrangements, balloons, table decorations, cake-a-grams, plush, greeting cards and candy.
cards last looking owners
We are looking for the owners of the cards to find out how they last used them,
cards honest transgender
Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it. Eddie Izzard
cards deaths family leave meant officer send thinking
We also send cards to acknowledge illnesses, births and deaths in the family. One officer who was out on leave for a while told me how much it meant to him that he got a card from us and that we were thinking of him during that time.
cards confidence consumer few filling last number people responses weeks
Very few of the responses will have a post-attack impact, ... In the last two weeks people have ... been very distracted. Filling out response cards to consumer confidence surveys has not really been their number one priority.
cards great guys knew team though
We knew they had a great team out there, and though we got way ahead, we knew that they would come at us today, ... Twenty-one years after doing this, the guys are so excited. The way they set about their task, it was in the cards from the first day.
cards report
We've never done this. It's not our place to give out report cards on the states.
records goes-on facts
I just kinda like playing. I don't necessarily go on tour to promote my albums. I'm on the road all the time. The fact that I have a new record is out is a coincidence. David Sanborn
records bros
Get down with your old Allman Bros. records! Bryan Ferry
records tickets driving
My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally. Carl Hiaasen
records firsts
I didn't have a lot to do with the first record. Bo Bice
records enough
I've always had just enough success to buy me some more tour dates and another record. Blake Shelton
records
You are what your record says you are. Bill Parcells
records chill platinum
I wanted to sell a million records, and I sold a million records. I wanted to go platinum; I went platinum. I've been working nonstop since I was 15. I don't even know how to chill out. Beyonce Knowles
records why-not should
They told me I should be making my own records. So I figured, 'why not? Dee Dee Warwick
records my-favorite mainstream
All of my favorite records have vocals high in the mix, even if it's music that wasn't necessarily mainstream. Dee Dee Ramone