Quotes about humor
humorous sarcasm science
Detection is, or ought to be, an exact science, and should be treated in the same cold and unemotional manner. You have attempted to tinge it with romanticism, which produces much the same effect as if you worked a love-story or an elopement into the fifth proposition of Euclid. Arthur Conan Doyle
humorous sarcasm advancement
An absence of antecedents and of relatives is sometimes an aid rather than an impediment to social advancement . . .
humorous sarcasm reason
I feel that there is reason lurking in you somewhere, so we will patiently grope round for it.
humorous sarcasm age
I trust that age doth not wither nor custom stale my infinite variety.
humorous sarcasm names
The unexpected has happened so continually in my life that it has ceased to deserve the name.
humorous eye sarcasm
Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can see with my naked eye.
humor arrangements dies
Old florists never die. They just make other arrangements. Barbara Johnson
humorous use foundation
I use humour a lot. My foundation is tragic, but my appearance is humorous. Bahman Ghobadi
humorous management deviation
Manage by exception.Only require reporting when there is a deviation from the plan. Brian Tracy
humorous want done
Reinforce what you want to see repeated.What gets rewarded gets done.
humorous dope smoking
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton? Brian Boyle
humorous actors casual
You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the relationship between actor and audience to work. Brendan Coyle
humor feelings firsts
Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976. Cathy Guisewite
humorous order profound
Okay everybody, line up in alphabetical order according to your height. Casey Stengel
humor weapons incredibles
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon. Carl Hiaasen
humor fate grandchildren
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate. Carl Jung
humor dying records
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. Bill Murray
humor sense-of-humor righteous
The righteous one has no sense of humor. Bertolt Brecht
humor musician humour
musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves. Carolyn Wells
humor opportunity would-be
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it, and you wouldn't have an opportunity. Bob Parsons
humorous thinking soldier
I drew pictures for and about the soldiers because I knew what their life was like and understood their gripes. I wanted to make something out of the humorous situations which come up even when you don't think life could be any more miserable. Bill Mauldin
humorous phones dvds
Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't be so much traffic if people like you put down the phone and concentrated on the road... besides I can't talk now, I'm in the car behind you trying to watch a DVD. Bill Maher
humorous technology boys
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
humorous thinking guy
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? Bill Watterson
humorous successful russia
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. Bob Hope
humorous israel soup
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
humorous differences america
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
humorous past worry
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."
humorous america perfect
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
humorous america people
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
humorous oil america
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
humorous england poor
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
humorous england british
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.