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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
trouble streets passion-for-music
Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me. Eddie Van Halen
trouble should difficulty
one should discuss one's difficulties only when they are over. Elizabeth Bowen
trouble mutual-respect mutual
Where there's no mutual respect, there's trouble! Dizzy Gillespie
trouble
She's not going to have any trouble at all, Letitia Baldrige
trouble
She's never been in trouble with the law, not ever.
trouble stills
The love that follows us sometime is our trouble, which still we thank as love. William Shakespeare
trouble
We were having trouble getting out on the shooters. They just drilled us.
trouble mercy heavy
These heavy troubles are heralds of weighty mercies. Charles Spurgeon
trouble ifs
If you are a friend of somebody and that friend is in trouble, you don't just drop them. David Tang
illegal immigrant learning legal problem solve
Learning to distinguish the illegal immigrant from the legal immigrant does not solve the problem of illegal immigration. Jan C. Ting
illegal jobs labor mass millions phenomenon seen wages
Millions of American workers, in all sectors of the labor market, have seen their jobs and wages undercut by the phenomenon of mass illegal immigration.
illegal mom united
My grandfather was an illegal immigrant for the 60 or so years he was in the United States. I had another great-great-grandmother on my mom's side who snuck in in a suitcase. James Altucher
illusion maybe people understand
Maybe it was an illusion to think people would understand after 23 years that we are unbiased. I can't understand why we've been targeted.
ill interests leader party
No parliamentarian could tell his electors that he was too ill to be the leader of the party but was well enough to look after their interests in the parliament. Gough Whitlam
illegal trouble
The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself. Tommy Chong
illinois states middle
I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state. Dick Van Dyke
illusion pursuit possession
Success - To rise from the illusion of pursuit to the disillusion of possession. Elbert Hubbard
illusion orators
Time is an illusion-to orators.