Quotes about humor
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous air land
From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.
humorous japan texture
The Japanese have become so smitten with the Western condiment - its texture as silky as a kimono, its tang as understated as the tang of Zen - that today they have a word for mayonnaise junkie: mayora.
humorous telephones machines
As expected, you get his machine. Someday, even the "call of nature" will be answered by a machine.
humorous angel heard
Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. Tom Lehrer
humorous profound insane
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
humorous thinking stories
Poetry, I think, intensifies the reader's experience. If it's a humorous facet of the story, poetry makes it more exuberant. If it's a sad facet, poetry can make it more poignant. Vikram Seth
humorous hopeless uncouth
The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. V. S. Pritchett
humorous catching-fire target
Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared. Suzanne Collins
humorous crowds favors
If you appeal to the crowd, either by being humorous or brutal or eccentric, you gain favor.
humorous kissing thinking
I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.
humor dying finals
Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.
humor kissing games
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
humor tunnels light
Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you. Steven Tyler
humor commitment two
You always have two choices: your commitment versus your fear. Sammy Davis, Jr.
humor problem nudity
I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem. Rebecca Romijn
humorous emotional people
I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level. Tori Spelling
humorous poetry fancy
Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves. Robert Graves
humorous poetry fancy
Abstract reason, formerly the servant of practical human reasons, has everywhere become its master, and denies poetry any excuse for existence. Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves. Of never acquiescing in a fraud; of never accepting the secondary-rate in poetry, painting, music, love, friends. Of safeguarding our poetic institutions against the encroachments of mechanized, insensate, inhumane, abstract rationality.
humor use abundance
The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences. Stuart Wilde
humor ego secret
The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others.
humor worst australian
You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. Steve Irwin
humorous home thinking
[In Moscow] we got through to [Soviet leaders] Brezhnev and Kosygin on the telephone. I think it was because nobody had ever tried to call them at home before. Ross Perot
humorous japan car
Japan is our rival, not our enemy. Japan is a competitor... Bashing a Toyota won't make a better car.
humor ifs
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better. Twyla Tharp
humor eye saint
The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint. W. Somerset Maugham
humorous russia female
In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. Yakov Smirnoff
humor and-love wit
Humor is wit and love. William Makepeace Thackeray
humor mistress tears
Humor is the mistress of tears.