Quotes about humor
humor tunnels light
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train. Joan Rivers
humor done helping
Whenever I'm stuck in traffic, I can't help but wonder, 'Where did the creator of The Jetsons go, and why hasn't he done something about this?' Jimmy Fallon
humor length prove-it
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Garrison Keillor
humor laughing want
Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards, and we will go to great lengths to prove it. Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at something a rat does, all of the other psychologists will laugh equally. Nobody wants to be left holding the joke.
humor intelligent four
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
humor thinking stories
My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. Manuel Puig
humor thinking universe
I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.
humorous squirrels may
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. Lisa Kleypas
humor expectations personality
We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to. Lisa Guerrero
humor want seems
I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that. Lawrence Kasdan
humorous trying waste
Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it. Lady Gaga
humor creativity thinking
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too. Jimmy Buffett
humorous school eagles
In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend. Jim Rohn
humor light joy
The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor. Emily Post
humor attention economy
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. John Kenneth Galbraith
humorous law government
There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them. Lord Byron
humorous office doubt
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route. Malcolm Forbes
humorous jars testicles
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? Julie Kagawa
humor secret
When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all. Joyce Brothers
humor looks ridiculous
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it. Jules Renard
humor rich hard
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich. Josh Billings
humorous toilets crap
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. Kami Garcia
humor advice trying
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role. Judy Garland
humor laughing people
People don't like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they've accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor. Paul Krassner
humor sarcasm views
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm passes for irony, name-calling passes for insight, bleeped-out four-letter words pass for wit, and lowest-common-denominator jokes pass for analysis. Satire should have a point of view. It doesn't have to get a belly laugh. It does have to present criticism.
humorous iron haha
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange" James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one Maggie Stiefvater
humorous thinking who-i-am
I like to be as diverse as possible. I think the humorous side and the serious side are both elements of my personality. It's what makes me who I am and if I was to neglect either one of those sides and just focus on one of them, it wouldn't be the full spectrum of my personality. Macklemore
humorous thinking want
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous. Haruki Murakami
humorous profound insane
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. Harlan Ellison
humor ideas laughing
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. John Cleese
humorous creativity tunnels
We all operate in two contrasting modes, which might be called open and closed. The open mode is more relaxed, more receptive, more exploratory, more democratic, more playful and more humorous. The closed mode is the tighter, more rigid, more hierarchical, more tunnel-visioned. Most people, unfortunately spend most of their time in the closed mode.
humorous thinking views
I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone is the same, buys the same food and drives around in their little minivans, or the view is that the suburbs are extremely perverse in a humorous way. Megan Abbott
humorous ironic trying
I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. Max Cannon