Quotes about humor
humorous issues giving
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it. Les Aspin
humor people
People with no humor, they're outta my life. Patti LaBelle
humor
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do. Oscar Wilde
humorous vices redeeming
He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.
humorous health doctors
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals. Ivan Illich
humor tragedy pants
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. Irvin S. Cobb
humorous office political
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. Harry S Truman
humor worry rose
Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous. J. K. Rowling
humor years ideas
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
humorous program source
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! Ken Thompson
humorous states steady
The steady state of disks is full.
humor marijuana-prohibition alcohol
Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious criminals enter the market to make astronomical profits, and addicts rob and steal to get money to pay the inflated prices for their drugs. Michael Badnarik
humor perfection generosity
Your generosity is more important than your perfection. Seth Godin
humorous men made
Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse. Miguel de Cervantes
humor trying gross
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross. Shawn Wayans
humor independent cry
Nature never said to me: Do not be poor; still less did she say: Be rich; her cry to me was always: Be independent. Nicolas Chamfort
humor done best-work
The best work never was and never will be done for money. John Ruskin
humorous thinking views
I think there are two prevailing views of the suburbs in the States: either they're this sort of tedious place, where everyone is the same, buys the same food and drives around in their little minivans, or the view is that the suburbs are extremely perverse in a humorous way. Megan Abbott
humorous ironic trying
I'm just trying to portray what I find ironic or humorous. Max Cannon
humorous hair hands
West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans. P. J. O'Rourke
humor race people
People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. Phil Keoghan
humor
Do what you do best, and outsource the rest. Peter Drucker
humor blow shock-absorber
Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows. Peggy Noonan
humor people arson
People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor. Peg Bracken
humor fools-day april
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. Max Eastman
humorous thinking people
I cannot articulate enough to express my dislike to people who think that understanding spoils your experience... How would they know? Marvin Minsky
humorous people guy
Back in the late '90s, I put together a humorous newsmagazine program called 'The Awful Truth' for Bravo. We helped one guy get an organ transplant whose insurance company had refused to pay. I thought, if we could save a guy's life in a 10-minute segment on cable, what could we do if we devoted a whole movie to a whole bunch of people? Michael Moore
humorous essence design
And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs. The tables in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced in design as one will find anywhere in the world. Michael Frayn
humor sight people
It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.
humorous beer driving
I'll have another beer. I'm not driving. Theodore Hesburgh
humor cat chance
The only cats worth anything are the cats that take chances. Thelonious Monk
humor fabric goes-on
Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. See if I care. Terry Pratchett
humorous science lords-and-ladies
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.