Quotes about humor
humorous anger
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. Stephen King
humorous mirrors hey
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. Stephenie Meyer
humor laughing comedy
Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid. Stephen Colbert
humor government broken
Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from birth as a paternal, or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read, and say, and eat, and drink and wear. Thomas B. Macaulay
humorous feelings trials
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. Woody Allen
humorous moon wings
Notes for a ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman - unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes ...
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous names vowels
Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous giving air-travel
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ? Robin Williams
humorous reality average
Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet. Robert Reich
humorous self hopeful
Acid is not for every brain .... Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain. Timothy Leary
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous thinking shopping
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? Richard M. Nixon
humor doe like-you
He who does not like you will defame you in jest. Richard Schickel
humor sense-of-humor arguing
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. Trey Parker
humor years two
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between. Roger Moore
humor thinking lasts
I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one. Sandra Bernhard
humorous devil extremes
The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
humor race safety
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. William Howard Taft
humor wine oil
The oil and wine of merry meeting. Washington Irving
humorous beer thinking
He that drinks beer, thinks beer.
humor sense-of-humor
An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business. William Feather
humor insanity ornaments
What an ornament and safeguard is humor! Far better than wit for a poet and writer. It is a genius itself, and so defends from the insanities. Walter Scott
humor sides needs
A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything. Winifred Holtby
humorous interrupting
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
humorous eating indigestion
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
humorous heart brain
Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.
humorous democracy fundamentals
He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself. William S. Paley
humorous men reason
Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.
humorous writing space
Unless you're writing for a humorous effect, elves or space aliens and all creatures who aren't human should at least be as strange as, oh, the French. Will Shetterly
humor laughing people
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. Will Rogers
humorous differences political
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.