Quotes about humor
humorous thinking bridges
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge. Robert Benchley
humor worry people
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. Robert Benchley
humorous men might
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man. Rita Rudner
humorous men clothes
Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes. Rita Rudner
humor thinking events
Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow. There are events and personal experiences that call forth seriousness but they are fewer than most of us think. Rita Mae Brown
humorous men common-sense
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it. Rene Descartes
humor judging action
A sense of humor judges one's actions and the actions of others from a wider reference. It pardons shortcomings, it consoles failure. Thornton Wilder
humorous self hopeful
Acid is not for every brain .... Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain. Timothy Leary
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous thinking shopping
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? Richard M. Nixon
humor doe like-you
He who does not like you will defame you in jest. Richard Schickel
humor sense-of-humor arguing
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. Trey Parker
humorous giving air-travel
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ? Robin Williams
humorous reality average
Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet. Robert Reich
humor problem nudity
I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem. Rebecca Romijn
humorous emotional people
I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level. Tori Spelling
humorous poetry fancy
Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves. Robert Graves
humorous poetry fancy
Abstract reason, formerly the servant of practical human reasons, has everywhere become its master, and denies poetry any excuse for existence. Though philosophers like to define poetry as irrational fancy, for us it is practical, humorous, reasonable way of being ourselves. Of never acquiescing in a fraud; of never accepting the secondary-rate in poetry, painting, music, love, friends. Of safeguarding our poetic institutions against the encroachments of mechanized, insensate, inhumane, abstract rationality. Robert Graves
humorous exotic opera
An exotic and irrational entertainment. Samuel Johnson
humor focus excellence
Those who attain any excellence, commonly spend life in one pursuit; for excellence is not often gained upon easier terms. Samuel Johnson
humor light people
The people who fear humor - and they are many - are suspicious of its power to present things in unexpected lights, to question received opinions and to suggest unforeseen possibilities. Robertson Davies
humor fighting two
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.
humorous native-american profound
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
humorous creativity thinking
I'm really interested in the link between creativity and humor because humor is a type of creativity, and I do think that humorous people and humorous health helps creativity.
humorous men good-man
Now is the time for all good men to come to. Walt Kelly
humor years two
Tony and I had a good on and off screen relationship, we are two very different people, but we did share a sense of humor, we now live in different parts of the world but when we find ourselves in the same place it is more or less as if there had been no years in between. Roger Moore
humor thinking lasts
I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one. Sandra Bernhard
humorous devil extremes
The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
humor race safety
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. William Howard Taft
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous people looks
Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull? William Bernbach
humor thinking desire
Personally I don't spend much time thinking about being funny. For me it's always been just a way to get by, a way to be likable yet to remain removed. When I speak up, it's not because I have any particular answers; rather, I have a desire to puncture the pretentiousness of those who seem so certain they do. Wendy Wasserstein
humor sadness way
being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness. Wendy Wasserstein