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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
russia special shows
In Russia we had to have special visas in our passports, and when we had to show our passports at the Kremlin gates, we realized that, Oh my God, we're actually playing in THE Kremlin! Alan Parsons
russian
It was awesome and liberating to play a Russian spy. Lucas Till
russia done mouths
Business in Russia was not being done like in the West, with contracts. In Russia, hundreds of millions of dollars were going forward and backward by word of mouth. David Reuben
russia als capone
Capitalism in Russia has spawned far more Al Capones than Henry Fords. David Remnick
russia leader mafia
Russia's biggest problem is organized crime and its leaders are influenced by the Russian mafia. But it's not right to call it a Russian mafia, it's a Jewish mafia. David Duke
russia firsts facts
My favorite Bond films are the really early ones, the first ones in fact, like 'Dr. No' and 'From Russia with Love.' Ben Whishaw
russia world beacons
Russia will become beacons of hope for the world. Edgar Cayce
russia imagination desire
Much that we read of Russia is imagination and desire only. Agnes Smedley
russia spy safe
Everybody calls everybody a spy, secretly, in Russia, and everybody is under surveillance. You never feel safe. Agnes Smedley
attention magazines revolution
I have a CS degree and a history that includes working as a software developer and being a computer magazine columnist back during the 1990s. I guess I simply paid attention to the social effects of the IT revolution as I lived through it. Charles Stross
attention undivided-attention
You always have God's undivided attention. Charles Stanley
attention paradox standing
A paradox is only a truth standing on its head to attract attention. Alan Watts
attention levels language
A programming language is low level when its programs require attention to the irrelevant. Alan Perlis
attention fiction fantasy
Fantastic fiction covers fantasy, horror and science fiction - and it doesn't get the attention it deserves from the literati. China Mieville
attention affection gift-from-god
All gifts from God are intended to direct our attention to God and create fresh affection for God. C. J. Mahaney
attention foreign meditation pay sneak treadmill yoga
The postures are unfamiliar, we have to pay attention and focus. It?s not like being on a treadmill at the gym. We all know how to walk. Yoga is so foreign that you need to concentrate. The postures kind of sneak meditation in through the back door. Laurie Sabourin
attention focus gets grave point somebody sure
The point is, somebody else is in need and in a grave condition. You want to focus on that and make sure that the person gets the attention that he needs. Kyle Johnson
attention beach bringing condition four include late left likely nba near noticeable plan questions reason regimen rest season start swelling treatment viewers work
The only reason I'm bringing my condition to your attention now is because the swelling of a lymph node near my left ear has become noticeable to viewers of TNT, and there have been questions asked. My plan is to work the rest of the NBA season and playoffs, go to the beach with my wife, Cheryl, and our four kids, and start a treatment regimen in late June, which will likely include chemotherapy. And then I'll go back to work. Ernie Johnson