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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
night senior
Senior night is great, but I want to go dancing. Deke Thompson
night
May you live each day like your last, and live each night like your first. Unknown
night walking woke
One night she went to the restroom, and when I woke up she was walking into the wall. She couldn't find her place on the floor. Patricia Smith
night reality
Obviously, we need her a lot. Obviously, if we had her the other night we would have won. That's just the reality of it. There's no other way to say. Obviously, we need her a lot. Barbara Turner
night turn
Of course, on a night like tonight, in this situation, we won't turn away anyone, especially if they are able or a family. But things like being drug-free are still a must. Lynne Sipiora
night stop tigers track
(Oakland) got back on track and we just couldn't stop them. It was just a night the Tigers got pounded. Alan Trammel
night play records
Listen, here's what I'd like to do: I'd like to live in a trailer and play records all night. Charles Portis
night law shame
what pudor pejorocracy affronts how awe, night-rest and neighborhood can rot what breeds where dirtiness is law what crawls below Charles Olson
night people choices
In the wilderness, God's covenant people struggled with a choice between feeding their bellies and nourishing their souls. God provided manna-a breadlike food that fell to the ground during the night-to sustain the wandering Israelites and to teach them how to value His Word more than physical fulfillment. Charles R. Swindoll
ohio people tasks
As governor of Ohio, I have an obligation to keep the 11.5 million people in Ohio safe. And we have been very effective with our Joint Terrorism Task Force, being able to make busts. Chris Christie
ohio grew states
I grew to manhood in the Ohio State Penitentiary. Chester Himes
ohio-state drs done
The most frightening interview I've ever done was with Dr. Lonnie Thompson of The Ohio State University on the subject of global warming. Bill Kurtis
ohio ifs
All Americans come from Ohio originally, if only briefly. Dawn Powell
ohio people voting
The failure in Ohio to have adequate voting capacity for the people who were registered and eligible to vote was an absolute denial of their right to vote. Carol Moseley Braun
ohio people michigan
If you live in Ohio and you don't wear scarlet and gray now, you're an oddball. And it used to be that you could go around town even in Columbus and see a bunch of people in Michigan shirts ... And that's horrible, isn't it?. Dave Foley
ohio average guy
Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio. Demetri Martin
ohio tuesday brave
Ohio went on alert Tuesday when a train with hazardous chemicals ran wild through the state. A brave engineer leaped aboard and brought the runaway train under control. Sounds like we've found our next FBI Director. Argus Hamilton
ohio lucky right-time
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. Clark Gable