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humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead. Charles Caleb Colton
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
length-of-life space birth
How strangely inaccurate it is to measure length of living by length of life! The space between your birth and death is often far from a true measure of your days of living. Edwin Way Teale
length-of-life important life-is
Width of life is more important than length of life. Avicenna
length just-live wells
Don't just live the length of your life - live the width of it as well. Diane Ackerman
length
Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started. Demetri Martin
length saying short time words yes
Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. Source Unknown
length predator prey wants
She's a predator and she wants her prey. And that prey is my grandson. She'll go to any length to get him. Judy Hayles
length science technology
Much of contemporary science is really the length and shadow of the technology we apply. Erez Lieberman Aiden
length likely sway time
It is not known, now, for what length of time the Tuatha de Danaan had the sway over Ireland, and it is likely it was a long time they had it, but they were put from it at last. Lady Gregory
lengthy less needed practical stories
Like many writers, I started by writing short stories. I needed to learn how to write and stories are the most practical way to do this, and less soul-destroying than working your way through a lengthy novel and then discovering it's rubbish. Kate Atkinson
prove-it prove
The biggest thing is to make sure that when something comes out about you that is false that you prove it's not true. Dwyane Wade
prove-it prove i-can
I can't prove it, but I can say it. Stephen Colbert