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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
squirrels yards way
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. Bob Saget
squirrels perspective bird
Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a bird is more musical than a tree. Each of us is the strongest one in his or her own skin. Characteristics should take off their hats to one another, instead of spitting in each other's faces. Bertolt Brecht
squirrels looks uptight
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. Demetri Martin
squirrels car tennis
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket. Anthony Jeselnik
squirrels easy intellect
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. Dylan Moran
squirrels needs wake-up
I just need green. I need to wake up and see grass and squirrels. I don't want to see skyscrapers. Andre Leon Talley
squirrels air delicacy
A fine lady is a squirrel-headed thing, with small airs and small notions; about as applicable to the business of life as a pair of tweezers to the clearing of a forest. George Eliot
squirrels pieces intricate
Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate. Ken Kesey
squirrels nutty
She's as nutty as squirrel poo. J. K. Rowling
may made wells
We all owe to others much of the gentleness and wisdom that we have made our own; and we may well ask ourselves what will others owe to us Albert Schweitzer
mayor shot
Luckily, he missed, so I shot the mayor and withdrew.
maybe step
Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in, Donald Trump
mayors york
Mayors of New York are almost automatically national figures. Stephen Kinzer
maybe student
Maybe you need to look at your student evaluations.
maybe
Maybe you know something I don't know. I've been working, George H. W. Bush
maybe
Maybe when you play Miami, you need 36 fouls in the middle; I don't know, Larry Brown
maybe realize season start
Maybe when the season is over, I can realize what I did to start the season and that I did something special. Right now, it's about getting some wins. Chris Shelton
maybe playing sick
Maybe when I'm not playing well I can get sick of golf. But then I get back into it again.