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humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
wine ice water
I drink red wine on ice to water it down.
wine night two
I'm not a wine connoisseur, but I do like a glass or two at night.
wine feelings frogs
He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling. Edgar Allan Poe
wine who-we-are made
If the grape is made of wine, then perhaps we are the words that tell who we are Eduardo Galeano
wine
Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself. Basil Bunting
wine rome yellow
To the sun Rome owes its underlying glow, and its air called golden - to me, more the yellow of white wine; like wine it raises agreeability to poetry. Elizabeth Bowen
wine doctors years
I used to drink a bottle of vodka a day, every day, for about 40 years and it never occurred to me it'd kill me. If I'd have continued it might have killed me. My doctor said I should stick to wine.
wine water red
When Christ at Cana's feast by pow'r divine, Inspir'd cold water, with the warmth of wine, See! cry'd they while, in red'ning tide, it gush'd, The bashful stream hath seen its God and blush'd. Aaron Hill
wine thinking abuse
None seemed to think the injury arose from the use of a bad thing but from the abuse of a very good thing Abraham Lincoln
oil addiction environmental
Practically every environmental problem we have can be traced to our addiction to fossil fuels, primarily oil. Dennis Weaver
oil age energy
The Age of Oil has really exhausted its usefulness, and it has actually become a danger to our lives and our ability to survive on the planet.
oil earth middle-east
There is oil in the Middle East there is rare earth in China. Deng Xiaoping
oil mad water
He must be theory-mad beyond redemption who ... shall ... persist in attempting to reconcile the obstinate oils and waters of Poetry and Truth.
oil technique painting
Oil-painting is a developed technique. Why go backwards? Edvard Munch
oil sector
If any sector is working right now, it's oil and gas.
oil people tipping
People really feel that, when they go to the gas pump now, that the oil cartel is holding them by the legs and tipping them upside down and shaking money out of their pockets. Ed Markey
oil pitching filling
It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there? Dizzy Dean
oil people produce
To produce this oil efficiently and quickly, you need people who've done it before.