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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
feelings losing positive prefer stays winning
Losing stays with you a lot more than winning stays with you. Yes, there are positive feelings that come with winning. But you prefer not to live with that losing feeling that stays with you for a long time. Al Groh
feelings hard heavy neck resent stuck
Newport stuck its neck out and did the heavy lifting. Some of the other ports resent us for that. There probably are some hard feelings out there. Al Pazar
feelings needs ruins
If you are to go to Christ, do not put on your good doings and feelings, or you will get nothing; go in your sins, they are your livery. Your ruin is your argument for mercy; your poverty is your plea for heavenly alms; and your need is the motive for heavenly goodness. Go as you are, and let your miseries plead for you. Charles Spurgeon
feelings young copies
When I really young yet feeling very old, I offered up a lot of myself to the press; I knew it was good copy. Diane Lane
feelings actresses emotion
As an actress, I'm drawn to emotion and expressing the human condition in all its forms, and I'm fortunate to have thoughts and feelings at my fingertips. Diane Keaton
feelings sublime testicles
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness. Denis Diderot
feelings degrees world
A trait no other nation seems to possess in quite the same degree as we do namely, a feeling of almost childish injury and resentment unless the world as a whole recognizes how innocent we are of anything but the most generous and harmless intentions Eleanor Roosevelt
feelings flow words
I can't put my feelings into words. I don't know what's going on. My words won't flow right now. William Glass
feelings the-end-of-the-day emotion
Music, at the end of the day, is communicating something - emotion, a feeling, a rite of passage, where you are in life. Ed O'Brien
trials hardship response
It is not the trials in your life that develop or destroy you, but rather your response to those hardships. Charles Stanley
trials great-faith
Great faith must have great trials. Charles Spurgeon
trials matter criminals
A trial without witnesses, when it involves a criminal accusation, a criminal matter, is not a true trial. Bill McCollum
trials surreal whole
The whole trial seemed surreal. Bernhard Goetz
trials world prettiest
A very short trial convinced her that a curricle was the prettiest equipage in the world. Jane Austen
trials lord evidence
Trials are not consequences of your disobedience, they are evidence that the Lord feels you are prepared to grow more. Richard G. Scott
trials guilty
I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty. Connie Willis
trials failing bigs
I'm really concerned that too-big-to-fail has become too-big-for-trial. Elizabeth Warren
trials politics would-be
[Alan] Dershowitz has also offered to defend Osama bin Laden in court, saying it would be an act of high patriotism. It's kind of too bad there isn't going to be a trial. Having Dershowitz defend him could be Osama's only shot at not being the least popular person in the courtroom. Ann Coulter