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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
hands lay lowly punish severity
lay its hands on the lowly murderers and will punish them with all severity of the law. Ehud Barak
hands interview kinda people sheet skill
One of my first questions when I interview prospective employees is, 'Do you know how big a sheet of plywood is?' Most people don't, and say they are different sizes, but it's 4' x 8'. Anyway, working with your hands is a very American thing that we kinda lost here, but it's an important skill to have. Casey Neistat
hands paid
My hands were in the movie. I got paid $45. Frank Ostini
hands loosen
My hands loosen up. My hands use to be so stiff. They loosen up. He's very good. Mary Brown
hands himself works
When he hands you his warm-ups, they are soaking wet. He works himself into a lather. John Stout
hands grace mouths
Grace puts its hand on the boasting mouth, and shuts it once for all. Charles Spurgeon
hands eternal
Hold everything earthly with a loose hand, but grasp eternal things with a death-like grip Charles Spurgeon
hands doe wonderful
It is wonderful how God works by our hands, and yet His own hand does it all. Charles Spurgeon
hands yield doe
God does not need your strength: he has more than enough of power of his own. He asks your weakness: he has none of that himself, and he is longing, therefore, to take your weakness, and use it as the instrument in his own mighty hand. Will you not yield your weakness to him, and receive his strength? Charles Spurgeon
world disaster ends
To make one person the center of your world is bound to end in disaster. There are too many factors outside your control. Alexandra Adornetto
world want needs
At that point in life where your talent meets the needs of the world, that is where God wants you to be. Albert Schweitzer
world praise censure
Never be afraid of the world's censure; it's praise is much more to be dreaded. Charles Spurgeon
world tribes
There are tribes all over the world who sing and dance every day as part of their lives. And we oughta do that. Dick Van Dyke
world east journalism
I've found there to be a tremendous amount of East Coast snobbery in the journalism world. Diane Lane
world want messages
I want to be anywhere in the world that I'm needed. I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world. Dennis Rodman
world wanted ifs
If the North wanted to hack anything in the world, anything in the world, really, they are going to go hack a movie? Really?! Dennis Rodman
world united-states force
The United States is the single greatest force for good in the world Dennis Prager
world hills goodness
All of the goodness in the world doesn't amount to a hill of beans without courage Dennis Prager