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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
sister-in-law skills long
My sister-in-law is a painter, and I'll say, how long did it take you to paint that painting. She'll say, It took me maybe three days, but it took me all my life to get the skills to paint that painting. Anthony Doerr
sister-in-law giving negativity
You can either give negativity power over your life or you can choose happiness instead. Anais Nin
sister-in-law law ifs
If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law. Cassandra Clare
sister-in-law want my-sister
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister. Jessica Mitford
sister-in-law has-beens
Whoopi and I have been friends ever since she claimed she couldn't sing on the set of Sister Act. Jenifer Lewis
sister-in-law stripes dresses
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe. Phyllis Diller
sister-in-law practice medicine
Well, I've seen a bunch of acupuncturists and one of my sister-in-laws is an herbalist. So I know a lot about alternative medicine. I don't know a lot about the practice but I know about the world. Tim Daly
want today rest-of-your-life
I woke up on May 15, 1991, the day of my Barnard graduation, and I said to myself, 'By the end of today you will decide what you want to do with the rest of your life.' Alexandra Guarnaschelli
wants
No one wants to be the kid who allies with the weird kid. Kristin Cast
want
I am life which wants to live admidst of lives that want to live. Albert Schweitzer
want midst
I am life that wants to live, in the midst of life that wants to live. Albert Schweitzer
wants
(Monroe) wants to be coached. He wants to be very good. Al Groh
wants
No one wants to be the one, as they put it, to unilaterally disarm. Peter Enrich
want young live-fast
I want to live fast and die young. Chris Farley
want youth settling
I am just enjoying my youth but I want to settle down eventually. Chris Evans
want
I weep at everything. I love things so much - I just never want to dilute that. Chris Evans