Quotes about humor
humorous world tragic
The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place. Mike Figgis
humor creativity thinking
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too. Jimmy Buffett
humorous school eagles
In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend. Jim Rohn
humor light joy
The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor. Emily Post
humorous squirrels may
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. Lisa Kleypas
humor expectations personality
We're starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now we're allowed to. Lisa Guerrero
humor want seems
I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that. Lawrence Kasdan
humorous trying waste
Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it. Lady Gaga
humor giving laughing
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. Mike Judge
humorous moon men
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of that. Mike Harding
humorous race play
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown Races. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it. Mike Harding
humorous study economics
Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ... Mike Harding
humorous doors phones
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled. Mike Harding
humorous men giving
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them. Mike Harding
humorous men land
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. Mike Harding
humorous holiday mean
The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater. Mike Harding
humorous sunday pigs
The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service. Mike Harding
humorous dying legs
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously. Mike Harding
humor space people
I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces. Peter Jennings
humorous writing fantasy
When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there. Piers Anthony
humor adjusting way
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty. Phyllis Diller
humor wrinkles enough
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough. Phyllis Diller
humorous iron haha
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange" James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one Maggie Stiefvater
humorous thinking who-i-am
I like to be as diverse as possible. I think the humorous side and the serious side are both elements of my personality. It's what makes me who I am and if I was to neglect either one of those sides and just focus on one of them, it wouldn't be the full spectrum of my personality. Macklemore
humorous thinking want
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous. Haruki Murakami
humorous profound insane
I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom. Harlan Ellison
humor attention economy
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. John Kenneth Galbraith
humorous jars testicles
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand? Julie Kagawa
humor secret
When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all. Joyce Brothers
humor looks ridiculous
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it. Jules Renard
humor rich hard
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich. Josh Billings
humorous toilets crap
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet. Kami Garcia
humor advice trying
If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role. Judy Garland