Quotes about humor
humorous positive-thinking men
Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap on through 'opinions' and sometimes though ridicule, which is meant to be humorous. Thousands of men and women carry inferiority complexes with them all through life, because some well-meaning, but ignorant person destroyed their confidence through opinions or ridicule Napoleon Hill
humor focus mind
The one and only thing over which you have complete and total control is how you focus your own mind. Luckily, this determines everything else.
humor men focus-and-concentration
It is those who concentrates on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality. Og Mandino
humorous sadness creative
If there was sadness in this creative world of mine, it was a pleasant sadness. If there were problems, they were humorous problems. Norman Rockwell
humor men kind
But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were attracted to this kind of humor. They're all men or women who come from the same kind of experience in their own lives. Norman Lear
humor men laughing
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. Joseph Addison
humor australia way
By way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them Kevin Rudd
humor numbers dumb
Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world - they embraced targeted marketing and 'brand' as a virtue higher than ratings. Kevin Spacey
humor giving may
All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors. Khalil Gibran
humor australia complaining
Never complain, never explain personal motto of Kerry Packer
humor men laughing
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. Jonathan Swift
humor boredom deep-thought
A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. Henry Ford
humor acceptance reality
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. Malcolm Muggeridge
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous men caliber
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
humorous thinking garbage
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
humorous climbing sides
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
humorous believe belief
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
humorous worry hell
I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
humorous today way
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
humorous ideas rope
I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.
humorous company
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
humorous people stuff
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
humorous giving helping
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
humorous mcdonalds cost
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
humorous rivers swim
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
humorous florida police
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."
humorous fast-food cheetahs
To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.
humorous realizing incidents
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
humorous wow bows
In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""
humorous school down-and
In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.
humorous thinking balls
I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!
humorous apples pears
A pear is a failed apple.