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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
needs work
Much work still needs to be done but nothing can take away from this victory, ... day of joy.
needs work
Much work needs to be done in this area.
needs
No! No! ... That's my son. He needs to come with me. Let him come with me.
needs open
My 97-year-old grandmother needs to be able to open this.
needs wash
My hair is like flat baby hair after I wash it, so it needs something in it to get that 'day after' texture. Suki Waterhouse
needs people talk talking
needs to go talk to some of the people I'm talking to. Bennie Thompson
needs season zone
needs to get in the end zone before the season begins.
needs reason voters
needs a narrative, a reason that voters should give him a look.
needs being-true known
But the truth doesn't need to be known, or believed, to be true. Chris Crutcher
lawyer
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission.
lawyer commerce jackals
Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. Elbert Hubbard
lawyers specialize tie truth
From Merck's victories, I've leaned that you must tie their lawyers to the truth. They specialize in mudslinging.
lawyer should presentation-skills
Extemporaneous speaking should be practised and cultivated. It is the lawyer's avenue to the public.... Abraham Lincoln
lawyer accomplished
I am not an accomplished lawyer.
lawyer start
I was going to start with a lawyer joke, but I'm told it was already done yesterday, Linus Torvalds
lawyer
I have never been once approached by a lawyer on it.
lawyers number people shake sliced
On a number of occasions, he sliced people down. The tribe's lawyers were not able to shake my testimony. Chuck D.
lawyers older sir
When I first started, I said 'Yes, sir and no, sir.' Now, the lawyers say, 'Yes, sir and no, sir.' Now, we're even older than most of the judges.