Famous Quotes & Sayings

James Gray

The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.

Terrell Owens

then he needs to get his sense of humor checked.

Tracy Morgan

I want to show the world my humor.

Oscar Wilde

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man

Oscar Wilde

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

Judy Gold

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

Jennifer Jones

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

Joss Whedon

I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.

James Hillman

Reconnecting to the animal means getting to a more sensitive, more artful and more humorous place in the psyche.

Cassandra Clare

Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names." "Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.

Cassandra Clare

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

Cassandra Clare

Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon. "I knew we should have left you a rat.

Cassandra Clare

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Cassandra Clare

I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?

Cassandra Clare

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Jacob Riis

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Jay Leno

My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

Christopher Hitchens

The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous.

Cassandra Clare

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane." "They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down." "Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed." Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.

Cassandra Clare

Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?

Cassandra Clare

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Cassandra Clare

So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy?" "You could say that." "Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it." "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.

Kirk Douglas

Streets crowded with people strolling, or sitting at outdoor cafes. And always, talking, gesturing, singing, laughing. I liked Rome immediately.Everybody was a performer.

Joseph Joubert

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds; they have wings to rise, but also stray.

Molly Ivins

As for George Bush of Kennebunkport, Maine- personally I think he's further evidence that the Great Scriptwriter in the Sky has an overdeveloped sense of irony.

Molly Ivins

Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous.

Milton Berle

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

J. K. Rowling

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

J. K. Rowling

Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.

J. K. Rowling

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

J. K. Rowling

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?

H. G. Wells

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

H. L. Mencken

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.