Quotes about humor
humor polemics parody
One parody is worth a thousand polemics ... Jennifer Stone
humorous ideas passionate
I love the protest signs protected by the First Amendment - some of them humorous, some of them passionate, some factual, some entirely incorrect - all of them free ideas. Jennifer Granholm
humorous air-travel airplanes-and-flying
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra. George S. Kaufman
humor savages curious
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it. George Saintsbury
humorous weakness knows
It is far better to know our own weaknesses and failures than to point out those of others. Jawaharlal Nehru
humor mind good-times
Don't let your mind stop you from having a good time. Jason Mraz
humorous years able
When I was born, I was almost fourteen years old. That's why I was able to understand more easily than most what it was all about. Eugene Ionesco
humorous sharks hands
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest. Groucho Marx
humorous israel pessimism
Zionism and pessimism are not compatible. Golda Meir
humorous israel choices
If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we'd rather be alive and have the bad image.
humorous israel victory
We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton is grown and when strawberries bloom in Israel.
humorous mean sight
One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field with a very primitive plow; pulling the plow were an ox and a woman. Now, if it means that we have destroyed this romantic picture by bringing in tractors, combines, and threshing machines, this is true: we have.
humor matter jest
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectively and happily than seriousness. Horace
humorous mean years
Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . . George Burns
humorous later-in-life world
Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.
humorous paris france
From Paris we took the Orient Express to Vienna. I must say I was terribly disappointed; nobody was murdered on the train.
humorous profound temptation
I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me. George Bernard Shaw
humor debt socialism
A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.
humor fire paper
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
humor problem characteristics
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment. Freeman Dyson
humorous doctors medicine
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
humorous cities paris
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. Fred Allen
humor men talking
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
humor water firsts
By his provocations to good-natured merriment, a humorist of the first water contributes as much to the sum of happiness as the gravest philosopher.
humor political political-humor
It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then. George W. Bush
humor hands texas
The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.
humor political president
It's my first trip as president of the United States.
humor thinking political
I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.
humor political newspapers
I read the newspaper.
humor political political-humor
Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.
humor political answers
I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.
humor past evil
This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of... You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the "evil empire" may have passed, evil still remains.
humor people political
There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.