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humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
matter walk
make your pitches, (it) doesn't matter if we walk him. Phil Garner
matters people reinforced september stories whatever
September 11 reinforced for me that whatever I'm writing about, it better be something that really matters to me because we don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. And for me it's stories about people in pain in New York.
matter support
Mr. Lim has always been there for me. No matter where I go, he's always there to support me.
matters sort statistic voters
One of the things voters will have to sort out is which statistic matters more. Mark Zandi
matter needed talked
One of the things we talked about is it didn't matter about how we won, we just needed to win.
matter moving president project tried
One of the things I've always tried to do as president of the (Penn Hills) PTA is to get everyone moving in the same direction, no matter what the project was.
matters none supposed
None of this matters if we don't go out there and play the way we're supposed to, Jorge Posada
matter medicines pray prayers sent temple
Now we can only pray in God's temple for him to get better. It is a matter of prayers and medicines. The medicines are being administered internally and the prayers are being sent from outside. Sushma Swaraj
matter next week
Next week is going to be more normal, when we get back to the real matter at hand, which is earnings.
jest
In jest, there is truth. William Shakespeare
jest true-words
Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.
jest trade
It is good to jest, but not to make a trade of jesting. Elizabeth I
jest made earnest
The universe was not made in jest but in solemn incomprehensible earnest. Annie Dillard
jest intellect
Jesting is often only indigence of intellect. Jean de la Bruyere
jest loses
Some had rather lose their friend then their Jest. George Herbert
jest true-words
Many a true word is spoken in jest Geoffrey Chaucer
jest dare knows
The truth I do not dare to know I muffle with a jest. Emily Dickinson
jest wit seems
Imyself haveheard averygood jest, and havescornedto seem to have so sillya wit as to understand it. John Webster