Quotes about humor
humor florida political
I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida. George W. Bush
humor political sixteen
Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.
humor optimistic mean
I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.
humor political roles
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.
humor political trying
She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.
humor thinking political
If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.
humor mean people
The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.
humor appreciate political
I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.
humor political world
Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.
humor political bills
I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.
humor greatness talking
I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.
humor circles yesterday
You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.
humor order people
There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.
humor winning political
We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.
humor political crops
You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.
humor political fabric
There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.
humor america people
As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know.
humor america people
We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.
humor journey political
I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.
humor law government
Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.
humor priorities political
Our priorities is our faith.
humor commitment people
We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.
humor opportunity justice
And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.
humor america issues
We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.
humor army compassion
We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.
humor unique tyrants
Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.
humor army compassion
We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.
humor political political-humor
I am mindful that we're all sinners...
humor political born
About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.
humor texas bridges
I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.
humor focus political
God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
humor medicine drug
Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.
humor like-you neighbor
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.