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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
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Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
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Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
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Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
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There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
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If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life. Bryan Fuller
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Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one. Chelsea Handler
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The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. Beyonce Knowles
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I can pretty much live without fast food. I haven't eaten McDonald's in so long, but it's okay. Ed Westwick
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McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that. Derrick Rose
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I've loved Kevin McDonald's movies for a while and it was an amazing experience because he really wanted to do something different. It was by far one of the hardest things I've ever done, to wake up every single day and know that you're going to be freezing cold and wet, every single day, 10 times a day, and there's no getting away from it. Channing Tatum
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I guess that the salary that they get when they are working with me is, like, it beats working at McDonalds, so it has got some things going for it. Bruce Dickinson
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I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much. Brandy Norwood
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's. Billy Connolly
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Let's say you go to a friend's wedding, or Thanksgiving, or Halloween. It'd be great the next day to see what went on with your friends' Thanksgiving weekend, or all the costumes they wore on Halloween, and be able to look back and see what they wore the year before, and the year before that. Mike McCue
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Lower taxes are great, but if its going to cost you money, it's not worth it. If a stock hits your sell range after 3 months, do you really want to risk 9 more months of fluctuation to get a lower tax rate? David Mellem
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Lower costs will give you higher net returns. I think cost is critically important. Frank Armstrong
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Leaders have dashed hopes and squandered opportunities, and empty promises cost lives. Kumi Naidoo
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Last year we reached 355 fifth-graders, at a cost of $6 a student, ... We did this with the help and sponsorship of SFA, Nacogdoches ISD, Coca-Cola, Nacogdoches Safe and Drug Free and others. People stepped up throughout the year, and we received very positive feedback. It was a great adventure, and we will do it again. Mike Kelly
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Many, many farmers have made significant inroads into their cost structure and we have seen a very significant surge in diversification. David Hudson
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Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs. Joe Baca
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Sears is on the way back to health. They're doing a good job (of cost cutting) and they are offering customers a good, recognizable value and customers are responding. Kurt Barnard
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So far, we have 382 claims. We're estimating the cost to the state has been about $64,000. Stephanie Marquis