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humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
humor
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A. Robert Mankoff
humor
Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
humor grace way
Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humor
I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
democracies-have support democracy
Democracy needs support, and the best support for democracy comes from other democracies. Benazir Bhutto
democracies-have democracy terrorism
Democracy is necessary to peace and to undermining the forces of terrorism.
democracies-have democracy hacked
American democracy has been hacked. Al Gore
democracies-have political historical
The world is weary of statesmen whom democracy has degraded into politicians. Benjamin Disraeli
democracies-have government security-and-freedom
It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. C. S. Lewis
democracies-have government security-and-freedom
Those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
democracies-have political democracy
Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa! Allen Ginsberg
democracies-have long criminals
So long, and thanks for all the fish. Douglas Adams
democracies-have people decision
Elections belong to the people. It's their decision. Abraham Lincoln
sheep chocolate pudding
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley
sheep church goats
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats Charles Spurgeon
sheep belief command
Ask the sheep for their beliefs... Do you kill on God's command? Dave Mustaine
sheep legs
To say a sheep has 5 legs doesn't make it so.
sheep needs herds
I've always thought that anyone who needs to join a herd so badly must be a bit of a sheep himself. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sheep would-be shepherds
They would be the shepherds over us, their sheep. Certainly such an arrangement presupposes that they are naturally superior to the rest of us. And certainly we are fully justified in demanding from the legislators and organizers proof of this natural superiority. Frederic Bastiat
sheep protect
To protect the sheep, you gotta catch the wolf. And it takes a wolf to catch a wolf, you understand? Denzel Washington
sheep goats concern
The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern. Edna Ferber
sheep body cows
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow. Benjamin Franklin