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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
program explaining ifs
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up. Alan Perlis
program
The Libyan program recently discovered was far more extensive than was assessed prior to that. David Kay
program programming ifs
If we can't program it, we can't understand it. David Deutsch
program understood ifs
If you can’t program it, you haven’t understood it. David Deutsch
program six students
We started participating in the program in 2004. We started with six students at the Rockledge hospital, and now we have 12 there and two in Melbourne. Sandy Williams
program save sooner
Sooner or later the space program will need to save us by detecting and deflecting an incoming asteroid. Nathan Myhrvold
program advantage admission
Early admission programs tend to advantage the advantaged. Derek Bok
program social social-programs
I don't like a lot of social programs either because it makes you non-productive. Charles Evers
program support turn
We've been able to turn the program around and we're an (Jayhawk East) power. That's just because of the support that we've received. Josh Matthews
source
What? He is the source of our troubles. Hayan Saad
source
You cannot do leadership without a source of regenerative strength. What is your source? Bill Hybels
sources until
Being one of my sources is exhausting. It's not one interview and you're done. I keep going back until I feel like I understand everything. Thomas Friedman
source plumber pipe
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. Arthur Baer
source
The accomplishment of open source is that it is the back end of the web, the invisible part, the part that you don't see as a user. Mitch Kapor
source settings primaries
The closer you can get to your setting and to primary sources, the more authentic your history is going to be... David B. Coe
source treating until
Until you know where the source is, how do you know you're treating the right one? Elaine Post
source
Some (hospital) units can't take any more. They have to set a limit. They don't want this to be a source of turnover for their staff. Pat Harris
source
There's always a source for humor. Calvin Trillin