Famous Quotes & Sayings

Dan Quayle

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

Dan Quayle

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

Dan Quayle

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever.

Dan Quayle

It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

Dan Quayle

For NASA, space is still a high priority.

Dan Quayle

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

Cynthia Payne

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

Britney Spears

Where the hell is Australia anyway?

Herb Elliott

Truly, we never had the first argument, ... He was very funny, smart, well-spoken, and most of all, dedicated.

Isabel Gillies

Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh.

Issa Rae

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny.

Meryl Streep

It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician.

E. B. White

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Christine Teigen

It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'

Elena Satine

It's funny how the ruthless, murderous gangster has really been romanticized by the media. I mean, I grew up watching the 'Godfathers' and 'Scarface,' and they were the coolest. They're just really interesting stories with great characters. They're rock stars.

I'm going to do the old 'plaster removal' technique and just get the pain over with in one go: 'Life's Too Short' isn't funny to me.

Ian Gomez

Scott Foley was always fun because he's a very funny guy. So I liked working with him a bunch.

Sarah Palin

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.

Ronald Knox

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Stephen Moyer

A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?

Rob Thomas

It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!'

Rachel Joyce

I find that very appealing: the blurring of the lines between what's funny and what's tragic. And what's ordinary and what's not - the big things in the small things.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.

Michael O'Donoghue

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Michael Gambon

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

Pierre Coffin

Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends' friends?

Dolly Parton

Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.

Angelina Jolie

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

Reba McEntire

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Rickie Fowler

All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside of that, you're not sure really what's going to happen. It's a funny game, but I think that's why I love it. You never know, one day to the next; you could go shoot 62, and the next day you're going to shoot 78, and you can't predict it.

Richard Marx

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.

Regina King

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.