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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
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Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
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Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
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We've sort of knocked them but we could never get them down and then Australia have come back harder at us. Just when we think we're going to land the killer blow, they tend to come back. When you play under that sort of pressure, something had to give. Mickey Arthur
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The extremely low level of organ donation in Australia is leaving hundreds of people young and old living on the edge for an average of four years with their lives on hold while waiting for a telephone call for a kidney transplant. Ann Wilson
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The real factor for this stock remains the pricing environment. They and their Australian competitors are suffering, and some of the Japanese steelmakers are also affected. Atul Lele
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There is a lot of Australia and New Zealand pride around here. Jan Hardesty
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There is certainly no fresh concern or panic at the FA today in light of the statement issued to the Australian Stock Exchange overnight. Adrian Bevington
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The Australian fans are really friendly and personable; the sense of humour is a lot less dry than the English. Tom Hopper
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My memories of Australian cricket are it was an environment of good fun. Tom Moody
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Very Balinese, very Indonesian, and yet it draws on a lot of tropical influences as well. You will see certain elements of Australia and certain elements of the Caribbean, and we have created a -- a tropical frenzy, if you like. But all the species, all the plants that are here are from Bali. There is nothing that is imported. Neil Jacobs
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UK banks provide a crucial service to the community and our economic security depends on them. Amicus is calling on National Australia to reverse this decision. Mary Alexander
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Thus, cases of injustice, and oppression, and tyranny, and the most extravagant bigotry, are in constant occurrence among us every day. It is the custom to trumpet forth much wonder and astonishment at the chief actors therein setting at defiance so completely the opinion of the world; but there is no greater fallacy; it is precisely because they do consult the opinion of their own little world that such things take place at all, and strike the great world dumb with amazement. Charles Dickens
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Never underestimate a dumb question. Brandon Boyd
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It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. Charlaine Harris
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The only dumb question is the one you don't ask. Phil Bass
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I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. Britney Spears
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We don't need to dumb down our stuff. And it's important to know how far we can push readers. Ashwin Sanghi
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This proposal is to dumb down the work force. Eric Thompson
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The beauty of a financial institution is that there are a lot of ways to go to hell in a bucket. You can push credit too far, do a dumb acquisition, leverage yourself excessively - it's not just derivatives [that can bring about your downfall]. Charlie Munger
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The music speaks to you every day, but you are too deaf, dumb, and blind to even listen to the music. You are too deaf, dumb, and blind to stop what you are doing. Charles Manson