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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
girl islands long
Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. Carol Leifer
girl father acceptance
Obviously, at this age, I've lost people in my life. But with a parent, it's just different. I was very attached to my father and had this naive little-girl notion that he'd always be around. So I'm finding acceptance of my father's death is the hardest thing to accept. Carol Leifer
girlfriend jobs coffee
Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question the new boss asked her was if she could make a good cup of coffee... Yeah, she stormed right out of that Starbucks. Carol Leifer
girl teacher years
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. Carlos Mencia
girl men thinking
You can always find somebody to beat up. This goes back to the schoolyard. Most men would think, Don't chum with girls. But I chummed with girls. Carl Andre
girl mother home
The girls you picked up from the bars were not the girls you took home to mother. Carl Andre
girl prayer mean
All is summed up in the prayer which a young female human is said to have uttered recently: "O God, make me a normal twentieth-century girl!" Thanks to our labors, this will mean increasingly: "Make me a minx, a moron, and a parasite. C. S. Lewis
girl children hate
I never heard weeping like that before or after; not from a child, nor a man wounded in the palm, nor a tortured man, nor a girl dragged off to slavery from a taken city. If you heard the woman you most hate in the world weep so, you would go to comfort her. You would fight your way through fire and spears to reach her. And I knew who wept, and what had been done to her, and who had done it. C. S. Lewis
girl kings sorry
I have swallowed up girls and boys, women and men, kings and emperors, cities and realms," said the Lion. It didn't say this as if it were boasting, nor as if it were sorry, nor as if it were angry. It just said it. C. S. Lewis
goodbye giving special
Edmund, give a special goodbye to Trumpkin for me. He's been a brick. C. S. Lewis
good increase last money news purely result sat ticket
We have sat down and done the figures, and the result is that there has been an increase of just under 10-per-cent on last year's sales. We're not up in purely money terms, just on ticket sales, but it's good news for the club. Chris Hamilton
good practice week
We have to have a good week of practice. We've got to get back to fundamentals. David Bennett
good tomorrow
We have to go up there tomorrow and play good ball. Craig Beesley
good teams title
We have to get there, but we should be on our way (to the title game). There's other good teams up there, but we should have a good shot. Mike Thomas
good wants whoever
We have to get off to a good start. It's one of those things of whoever wants it the most is going to end up getting it. Jordan Leopold
good job needed struggling
We have to get better at getting through the full-court trap. We had been struggling with that, but we did a good job when we needed it. James Greer
good normal prospects today tomorrow traffic
We have normal traffic today and the prospects for tomorrow are good too. Siv Meisingseth
good location parking urban whenever
Whenever you have an urban library, there are parking issues. The good thing about our new location is the nearby ramps. Kay Runge
higher rising students
We have to get students rising to that higher standard. John Winn
high increase prices
We have never had prices so high and increase so quickly. M. Wolfe
highest hockey midget tournament
We have never had a Midget tournament here. The highest we've had is Bantam. And it's the first national-bound hockey tournament we've had here. Ted Sim
high kids people school
When you say you get 130 or 140 high school kids together, people say you must be insane. Alan Meeder
high-heels giving rope
Give him enough rope and he will hang himself. Charlotte Bronte
higher middle prices pushing seen since
We've seen prices pushing higher since about the middle of February. Cathy Hay
high issue threshold
The real issue is how high does that threshold need to be. John Freeman
highly
When it was offered, I thought it was highly appropriate. Richard Brodhead
high kid
I was a very spastic kid who loved to see how high he could climb a tree. That's just the way I've always been. Stephen Colletti
percent
We have never, ever been 100 percent full. There are always rooms. Nicki Grossman
percent seen zones
We've seen some zones this year, but Texas-Pan American will play zone about 80 percent of the time. Stan Heath
percent seen
We've seen discounts up to 50 percent off, but those are not the norm. Greg Sullivan
percent seeing seen
We've seen a stabilizing of the market. We're not seeing 80 or 100 percent increases. Larry Matheis
percent quite wall
What we do is quite different from 99.9 percent of Wall Street. David Winters
percentage prison since
The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985 Serj Tankian
percentage population proportion
The percentage of African-Americans at (SDSU) in proportion to the population isn't equal. David Hillery
percent possible preparing
We are preparing very well but it is not possible to be 100 percent secure. Mario Pescante
percent relative
We usually keep it between 40 to 50 percent relative humidity, and around 65 to 70 degrees. Don Davis
school names goal
If your gonna drop out of school - tough grades are not your goal - then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole. Carlos Mencia
school heart men
I like to be like the old-school guys. They played hard, man, and they played from the heart. They didn't play to just get checks. Carl Crawford
school mean other-worlds
But do you really mean, Sir," said Peter, "that there could be other worlds-all over the place, just round the corner-like that?" "Nothing is more probable," said the Profesor, taking off his spectacles and beginning to polish them, while he muttered to himself, "I wonder what they do teach them at these schools. C. S. Lewis
school trying wish
I see all these students, and I admire them - they're trying to learn something, they go to school, they do film school, they go on shoots, they help. I'm sure they learn a lot, and some of them, it makes them aware of what they wish to do. I was - that's the way I was - autodidact. Agnes Varda
school thinking assistants
I didn't go to film school. I was never an assistant or trainee on a film. I had not seen all those cameras. So I think it gave me a lot of freedom. Agnes Varda
school high-school wanted
I was very unsure about what I wanted to do in high school. Aaron Tveit
school awkward middle
I was a very awkward high schooler, especially in early high school. I had the middle part with a swoop, all that. It was the late ’90s! Aaron Tveit
school doors people
There's no school that you can go to and learn how to be a "Daily Show" correspondent and how to interview people and, you know, essentially leave your soul outside the door and go in there and kind of, you know, destroy people's lives sometimes. Aasif Mandvi
school kids home
Bradford specifically there were a lot of Pakistanis there. Even today it has a very large Pakistani population.It was something that I experienced - getting chased home from the bus stop after school by English kids, boarding school, being targeted for praying to what they call Allah wallah ding dong. Aasif Mandvi
situations
There again, that is a fundamental principle: no two situations are alike. Lakhdar Brahimi
sit
You can't wait and sit for the phone to ring, so I do theater. Stephanie Zimbalist
sitting shelves
Put out as much as you can. It doesn't do anything sitting on a shelf. Brian Eno
situation findings happens
I set up situations that involve abandoning control and finding out what happens. Brian Eno
situation
Set up a situation that presents you with something slightly beyond your reach. Brian Eno
sitcom decided
I decided sitcoms weren't for me. David Alan Grier
situation step
This was a situation where everybody's got to step up and do what they do. Jim Roberts
sitting
If I'm sitting around exulting over traffic data, I'm an idiot. Ezra Klein
situation tough
We're in a tough situation right now. We'll find out what we're made of. Gary Williams
talking pieces way
I cannot do the piece-of-talking-meat thing, the 'Here's your money, wear a pretty dress and take the cheque.' I'm not made that way. I have to be as good as I can be at whatever I do. Carol Vorderman
talking two news
When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that. Carlos Mencia
talking years topics
Talking about stepping down in five years is frankly not a topic of particular actuality now. Carlos Ghosn
talking people helping
People who know a lot of the same things can hardly help talking about them. C. S. Lewis
talking water house
Here. All of you. And you, doorkeeper. No one is to be let out of the house today. And anyone I catch talking about this young lady will be first beaten to death and then burned alive and after that be kept on bread and water for six weeks. There. C. S. Lewis
talking people sacred
People with theories of life are, perhaps, the most relentless of their kind, for no time or place is sacred from their devastating elucidations. Agnes Repplier
talking scripts stories
Of course, I'm not allowed to talk about the script, but I can say it is a really good story. Aaron Stanford
talking racism liberty
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we're a nation of immigrants and all of that. The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion. Alan K. Simpson
talking may alarms
Nervous alarms should always be communicated, that they may be dissipated. Charlotte Bronte
teacher drama inspire
I had one drama teacher who was amazing, Ms. Perkins. She really tried to inspire me and get me going. Carlos Pena, Jr.
teacher certain tales
For my teachers, unfortunately, certain things were, as they are for you, only tales of power Carlos Castaneda
teacher nature smart
Communities must plan for a variety of uses and income levels. Why do we care about housing as high-tech employers? If teachers, firefighters, peace officers, retail or restau- rant workers can't live here, then we're going to fail. Carl Guardino
teacher real hero
Listen to your parents, do your homework and listen to your teachers. Those are the real heroes. Carl Crawford
teacher too-much taught
Too much rigidity on the part of teachers should be followed by a brisk spirit of insubordination on the part of the taught. Agnes Repplier
teacher profound miracle
It is because of our unassailable enthusiasm, our profound reverence for education, that we habitually demand of it the impossible. The teacher is expected to perform a choice and varied series of miracles. Agnes Repplier
teacher play car
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK car salesman, you want to play the best car salesman. Aaron Tveit
teacher school government
Education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don't need little changes. We need gigantic revolutionary changes. . . . Competition for the best teachers should be fierce. They should be getting six-figure salaries. Schools should be incredibly expensive for government and absolutely free of charge for its citizens, just like national defense." --Sam Seaborne, West Wing Aaron Sorkin
teacher years piano
If you lock me in the room with a piano teacher for a year I might be able to knock out a rendition of 'Roll Out The Barrel,' but will I ever be a concert pianist? No. Alan Sugar
teenager parent said
The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it! Carol Leifer
teenager writing inspire
Music’s the soundtrack of my life and has been since I was a teenager. There’s always music. If I’m not playing it, I’m listening to it. With my writing…sometimes it inspires a story, sometimes it highlights something I’m working on, sometimes it simply helps me stay in the narrative mood. Charles de Lint
teenager reading book
I was a misfit, but I think most teenagers feel that way. I don't care if you were a popular jock or the kid who spent his lunch hours in a stairwell reading a book, we all seem to have dealt with insecurities of one kind or another throughout our high school years. Charles de Lint
teenager book obsessive-love
Books and music saved me as a teenager because it was through them that I realized that I wasn't alone in my obsessive love for words and music. Charles de Lint
teenager thinking play
I don't think I want to play a teenager anymore. Devon Sawa
teenager done finals
Final Destination was the closest thing I've done to a teen movie but it certainly had an edge to it. Devon Sawa
teenage boys waiting
Obviously [Can't Hardly Wait] wasn't in American Pie, which was a movie about some teenage boys. David Krumholtz
teenager rain sarcasm
Teenagers are bored. By everything. Show a teenager an actual volcanic eruption, in progress, featuring giant billowing clouds of smoke, hot rocks raining from the sky, lava flows destroying entire villages, etc., and the teenager, eyebrows arched with sarcasm, will look at you and say, "Gee, this is swell," then return to the rental car, turn on his portable CD player, and listen to a band called Stomach Contents. Dave Barry
teenager integrity interesting
I knew I wanted to be a journalist ever since I was a teenager. While it is interesting and gratifying to be on the business side and to see how that all works, the main reason I kept a business role here was to protect the editorial integrity of Salon. David Talbot
yearbook college rooms
There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus, where I was an undergraduate. Brian Greene
yearbook
I don't Twitter, I don't MyFace, I don't Yearbook, Bill Belichick
yearbook grades chains
In my 8th grade yearbook picture I had on 2 chains. Two Chainz
yearbook artist editors
So I went out and bought myself a copy of the Writer and Artist Yearbook, bought lots of magazines and got on the phone and talked to editors about ideas for stories. Pretty soon I found myself hired to do interviews and articles and went off and did them. Neil Gaiman
yearbook thinking hard-times
I have a hard time watching the shows now. It is like opening up a yearbook when you were in junior high. I think everybody looks back at their photos and cringe, and I get to experience it with everybody else in the world looking at mine. Mark-Paul Gosselaar
yearbook forever popularity
Popularity ends on yearbook day-Respect stays forever. John Bytheway
yearbook forever lasts
It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. John Bytheway