Famous Quotes & Sayings

Brian Kernighan

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Brian Andreas

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Brendan Behan

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Brendan Behan

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Brad Pitt

You must lose everything in order to gain anything.

Jamie Foxx

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

Kellan Lutz

See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them.

Kenneth Branagh

It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say.

Kiersey Clemons

I don't know, I feel like any role that I play is a little piece of me, whether it's their perspective, maybe how they dress, what they think is funny, their loyalty to their friends. It all stems from Kiersey.

Kurt Angle

I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio.

Gary Sinise

My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day.

Bobby Darin

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

Blaise Pascal

If you gain, you gain all. If you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then, without hesitation, that He exists.

Billie Holiday

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

Billie Holiday

Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I just plug in and let go.

Bill Hicks

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

Bill Hicks

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

Bill Hicks

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

Bill Hicks

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

Bill Hicks

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

Bill Hicks

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Bill Hicks

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Bill Hicks

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Bill Hicks

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

Bill Hicks

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?

Bill Hicks

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Bill Hicks

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts."

Bill Hicks

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.