Quotes about funny
funny jobs dumb
It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks Colin Baker
funny witty giving-up
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. Clement Freud
funny husband support
Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge. Cleveland Amory
funny hilarious sweet
Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle anyone. Daphne du Maurier
funny government public-opinion
Journalists should denounce government by public opinion polls. Dan Rather
funny memorial-day block
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. Dan Rather
funny understanding police
I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special kind of hell. I came out understanding full well how one could be addicted to 'smack,' and quickly. Dan Rather
funny winning stupidity
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win. Dan Quayle
funny voice democracy
El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice. Dan Quayle
funny years two
I feel that this is my first year, that next year is an election year, that the third year is the mid point, and that the fourth year is the last chance I'll have to make a record since the last two years; I'll be a candidate again. Everything I do in those last two years will be posturing for the election. But right now I don't have to do that. Dan Quayle
funny people may
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make. Dan Quayle
funny winning politics
Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000. Dan Quayle
funny jobs politics
We lead in exporting jobs. Dan Quayle
funny men leaving
This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs. Dan Quayle
funny war victory
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. Dan Quayle
funny stupid race
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. Dan Quayle
funny respect politics
I deserve respect for the things I did not do. Dan Quayle
funny stupid mean
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. Dan Quayle
funny money party
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled Dan Quayle
funny usa islands
Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. Dan Quayle
funny people stupidity
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. Dan Quayle
funny education teacher
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. Dan Quayle
funny witty stupid
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe. Dan Quayle
funny witty life-and-love
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. Dan Quayle
funny stupid party
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican. Dan Quayle
funny people dumb
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world. Dan Quayle
funny witty phoenix
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
funny impact people
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. Dan Quayle
funny witty freedom
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change. Dan Quayle
funny witty recovery
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery. Dan Quayle
funny stupidity dumb
My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. Dan Quayle
funny stupid humor
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Dan Quayle
funny stupid giving
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime. Dan Quayle