Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Marley

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Bill Wyman

It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing

Bill Veeck

Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything.

Bill Walton

What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being.

Bill Walton

Tracy McGrady is doing things we've never seen from anybody - from any planet!

Bill Walton

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

Bill Watterson

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.

Bob Hope

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

Bob Hope

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

Bob Hope

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

Bob Hope

I knew the President would run for reelection in 1984. Why not? Actors love sequels ... and returns.

Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

Bob Hope

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent.

Bob Hope

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Bob Hope

It was a typically British birth... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward... I came out in sympathy.

Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.