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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
spoken-word pitiful
Compared to the spoken word, a picture is a pitiful thing, indeed. Charles Osgood
spoken
I have already spoken to him about Bayern. Roy Makaay
spoken written
Too much will be speculated about him, too much spoken about him, too much written about him, Nadine Gordimer
spoken time
I think I have already spoken a lot. Now it is time for me to play. Sachin Tendulkar
spoken staring track walks word
They're very quiet. You can tell that there's something that they're about to do. They have the track walks before the race. They go and do their thing, and not a word is spoken between any of them. They're just staring at the track. Mike Vogel
spoken
Besides, he's already spoken extensively about the hurricanes. Stephen Hess
spoken sums web
I've never spoken to her. We communicate with e-mail and faxes. That pretty much sums up what the Web can do for a company. Shawn Roop
spoken
I haven't even thought about it, and we haven't spoken about it. Dick Jauron
spoken
I haven't spoken with him yet, but I will. Charley Casserly