Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bill Walton

Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards.

Bill Watterson

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

Bill Watterson

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

Bill Watterson

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Bill Watterson

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Bill Watterson

Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders.

Bob Hope

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

Bob Hope

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything.

Bob Hope

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn't get elected, he'd go back to acting.

Bob Hope

After the 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan wanted to add the U.S. volleyball team to his Cabinet. He figured if they can't shove his programs down Congress' throat, nobody can.

Michael Keaton

Weirdly, for someone who wanted to be funny, I didn't like a lot of attention.

Daphne Guinness

Writing is a funny thing. It's not like you're working on a schedule. It comes in fits and starts.

Miles Teller

When I was in high school, there was 'Superbad' and 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Wedding Crashers' and all these great movies. You hope to be a part of something that's smart, funny and in that Todd Phillips-vein. You want to make something like 'Superbad.' That movie was so good and so funny.

Princess Anne

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.

Princess Anne

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

I love humanity but I hate people.

Edgar Guest

You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.

Brad Bird

Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.

Bobby Heenan

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

Benjamin Franklin

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.

Benjamin Franklin

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Benjamin Franklin

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Benjamin Franklin

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Benjamin Franklin

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

Benjamin Franklin

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

Benjamin Franklin

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

Benjamin Franklin

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away