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funny life
I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! Nikki Reed
funny love older
If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason. Nathan Fielder
funny good strong work
I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. Pink
funny humor
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. Craig Kilborn
funny
It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.' Dominic Cooper
funny kids pops rap since until watch
It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or 17. Dallas Roberts
funny notion violent women
There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction. Val McDermid
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I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. Trey Parker
funny might people
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine. Thomas Keller
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I know how to be funny to black audiences. Brandon T. Jackson
funny goes guys move movies people prank sets
I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy! Terry Crews
funny people thrown
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it. Will Ferrell
funny mightier
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman
funny girls happy men showing winning
Yeah, I am. It's funny because now the girls are showing the men the way to get it done. Winning this was an unbelievable feeling. I can't tell you how happy I am.
funny death suicide
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. Cyril Connolly
funny athlete men
Saudi Arabia's first female athlete will be allowed to compete while wearing a head scarf. The Saudi woman said she was thrilled about the ruling all she needs now is a man to drive her to the Olympics. Conan O'Brien
funny london-olympics yesterday
Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'
funny player eight
Did you hear this big scandal? Eight female badminton players were expelled from the Olympics for trying to lose on purpose. So tragically, they'll never have another chance to play badminton unless they get invited to a picnic.
funny player night
Seriously, the Olympic badminton players were apparently trying to lose on purpose, a big story. But really, think about it, if you train day and night for four years to be in the Olympics for badminton, in a way, haven't you already lost?
funny country nice
The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it's nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets.
funny athlete kids
So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.
funny struggle london-olympics
Olympic organizers are reportedly struggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. Empty seats! In fact, yesterday officials put out a casting call asking for 200 Europeans or eight Americans.
funny london-olympics years
Some people are saying that the reason Michael Phelps isn't doing so well is because he let himself get too out of shape. I just have to say that I have been watching the Olympics, and if that guy is out of shape, I have been dead for five years.
funny swimming race
The Olympics are getting mixed reviews. People are angry at NBC for showing a promo that revealed the winner of a swimming event even though the race hadn't aired yet. NBC apologized saying, 'We're just not used to people watching our network.'
funny fighting marijuana
An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and saying, 'What are we fighting for, man?'
funny horse winning
The Romneys have a horse competing in the Olympics. Ann Romney's horse failed to win a medal in the dressage event today, which is a shame because if there's one thing that family needs, it's more gold.
funny horse london-olympics
Tough Olympic news for the Romneys. Ann Romney's horse Rafalka did not advance to the Olympic finals. Apparently it was beat by a smooth-talking socialist horse from Kenya.
funny girlfriend london-olympics
Big story at the Olympics regarding Michael Phelps. He stepped out with his girlfriend for the first time. She is a 25-year-old model from Los Angeles. Like every other model in L.A., She's dating an older retired guy. What's going on?
funny mcdonalds london-olympics
It's now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt ate at McDonald's. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.
funny men london-olympics
Olympic officials have disqualified a champion race walker after determining that he was doping. They disqualified him. The man said getting caught doping is almost as embarrassing as getting caught being a champion race walker.
funny loss swimming
An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming.
funny london-olympics greek
The Olympics have just started and the Greeks are already 14 medals in debt.
funny athlete london-olympics
Even though the Olympics take place during Ramadan, some Muslim athletes said they will not fast during games. Then, after sampling the British food, they said, on second thought, fasting sounds good.