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funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
funny jesus humorous
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
funny friendship humor
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
funny good-morning laughter
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
funny life courage
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
funny science weather
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. Charles Dudley Warner
funny artist canvas
A great artist can paint a great picture on a small canvas.
funny travel air
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France. Charles de Gaulle
funny humor church
Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.
mcdonalds salad different
The great thing about McDonald's is that they have a lot of different things on the menu. I love their salads. Beyonce Knowles
mcdonalds long fast-food
I can pretty much live without fast food. I haven't eaten McDonald's in so long, but it's okay. Ed Westwick
mcdonalds stuff chips
McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that. Derrick Rose
mcdonalds six buns
Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns. Bob Hope
mcdonalds heathers your-best-friend
Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one. Chelsea Handler
mcdonalds different wake-up
I've loved Kevin McDonald's movies for a while and it was an amazing experience because he really wanted to do something different. It was by far one of the hardest things I've ever done, to wake up every single day and know that you're going to be freezing cold and wet, every single day, 10 times a day, and there's no getting away from it. Channing Tatum
mcdonalds
I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much. Brandy Norwood
mcdonalds government sandwiches
Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich? Bill Burr
mcdonalds hamburgers affront
If you're just grinding up hamburger at McDonald's, I see that as a bit of an affront to living things. You're not really honoring the life. Bryan Fuller
london-olympics scales
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale, Boris Johnson