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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
fighting football night phone relationship
Our relationship is more important than he and I fighting over the phone every night over a CFL football team.
fighting fights-and-fighting offense
Our offense is very capable. We'll come out fighting tomorrow. Alex Rodriguez
fighting fights-and-fighting military people
Our military will be fighting the oppressors of Iraq, not the people of Iraq. Jeb Bush
fighting fights-and-fighting jump ranked season sitting staying top
Staying ranked in the top 20 in the world is another (goal) that I have been fighting all season as well. With this (recent) jump I am sitting 17th as of now.
fighting fights-and-fighting lie toughest
some of the toughest fighting could lie ahead.
fighting fights-and-fighting intact
Our fighting bunkers are completely intact because their construction is very robust,
fighting fights-and-fighting
Right now what we're fighting is the principal's right to do it.
fighting fights-and-fighting remember
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did. Groucho Marx
fighting advice mind
The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. Get into a fist fight, put your mind on the strategy of the fight, and you will not feel the other fellow's punches. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
marijuana people drug
It seems madness to say, 'We're worried that they're going to become addicted to marijuana' -- there's no evidence whatever that it's an addictive drug, but even if it were, these people are dying, what are we saving them from? Carl Sagan
marijuana drug illegal
Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal. Bill Hicks
marijuana games drunk
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
marijuana drug plant
Marijuana... That's not a drug, that's a plant. Arnold Schwarzenegger
marijuana light dungeons
A candle can bring light to a dungeon but it can also be used to light a deadly marijuana cigarette. Eleanor Roosevelt
marijuana doctors government
I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana -- if it's prescribed by a physician. I cannot understand why the federal government should interfere with the doctor-patient relationship, nor why it would ignore the will of a majority of voters who have legally approved such legislation.
marijuana adverse-effects cost
It is haram [religiously forbidden] to use narcotics in any way because it results in considerable adverse effects in terms of personal health and social cost. By the same token, it is haram to deal in narcotics in any way, i.e., carrying, transporting, storing, selling, buying, etc. Ali Khamenei
marijuana men young-generation
Nothing so dates a man as to decry the younger generation. Adlai E. Stevenson
marijuana make-sense
Legalisation doesn't make sense. Daniel Ortega