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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
love-is men my-family
I'm a family man. I just love being around my family. Carlos Beltran
love dream business
You ask whether I have ever been in love: fool as I am, I am not such a fool as that. But if one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business. But though I have no personal experience of the things they call love, I have what is better - the experience of Sappho, of Euripides, of Catallus, of Shakespeare, of Spenser, of Austen, of Bronte, of anyone else I have read. C. S. Lewis
love stupid talking
Last year, when he had been staying with the Pevensies, he had managed to hear them all talking of Narnia and he loved teasing them about it. He thought of course that they were making it all up; and as he was far too stupid to make anything up himself, he did not approve of that. C. S. Lewis
love-you brain use
It is, of course, quite true that God will not love you any less, or have less use for you, if you happen to have been born with a very second-rate brain. C. S. Lewis
love weed cutting
It is no disparagement to the garden to say it will not fence and weed itself, nor prune its own fruit trees, nor roll and cut its own lawns...It will remain a garden only if someone does all these things to it...If you want to see the difference between [the garden's] contribution and the gardener's, put the commonest weed it grows side by side with his hoes rakes, shears, and a packet of weed killer; you have put beauty, energy, and fecundity beside dead, steril things. Just so, our 'decency and common sense' show grey and deathlike beside the geniality of love. C. S. Lewis
love-you living-right awful
Yet it is awful to love a person who is a torture to you. And a fascinating person who loves you and won't hear of anything but your loving him and living right by his side through all eternity! Agnes Smedley
love-is common patient
Love is a malady, the common symptoms of which are the same in all patients ... Agnes Repplier
love laughing said
It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh. Agnes Repplier
love-is interesting giving
Actors, we like stories, we like storytelling, we love being a part of the story, and if you give us a story that's interesting then we'll want to do it. Aaron Stanford
seriously
Acting is fun, and if you enjoy doing it, you should take it seriously and see what you can do. Stephen Colletti
serious bits
As you get older, you get a bit more serious. Bryan Ferry
serious-business serious
An annuity is a very serious business. Jane Austen
serious comedy kind
My favorite kind of film is serious comedy. Comedy with serious underpinning. Alan Arkin
serious sincere
Don't be serious, be sincere. Chetan Bhagat
serious actresses burden
I'm not gonna become Ann Bancroft or Meryl Streep and have all the burden that being a "serious actress" entails. Cher
serious crime negligence
In persons grafted in a serious trust, Negligence is a crime. William Shakespeare
serious
We have had the pantomime. Let's now have the serious stuff. Richard Caborn
serious repercussions
Repercussions are serious and they will take you places. Bryan Clay
weird
I wouldn't say I'm a heart-throb. I just have a weird job. Johnny Depp
weird-things feels knows
We always feel threatened by things we don't know. But, there are definitely some weird things going on. Aaron Eckhart
weird
Like slow-motion, off the shin pads, ... Another weird bounce. Rick DiPietro
weird
It's not surprising. But it's going to be weird not working all of those games. Joe Simpson
weird
The whole set was very intense, ... Lou and Kelli have some weird thing with each other. Mike Mills
weird
It was weird for me because I don't want to show up the other team. A.J. Pierzynski
weird
When I read Jonathan's story, I said, 'This is just too weird and too serendipitous,' Liev Schreiber
weird-things staring
I just stood there staring, because while I've seen a lot of weird things, I hadn't ever seen that. Jim Butcher
weirdo
Changing is for weirdos. Niall Horan