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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
gave good terrific trailing
We were trailing most of the time, but we had them. We were good enough to win, and it showed in the way we played. We gave them a terrific game. Ivan Radenovic
gave hit nationals thinking win
When I'm thinking about the Nationals, I'm not even thinking about the $140,000. If I win the Nationals and they gave me a $140,000 check, that's when it would hit me. Wayne Johnson
gave massive meet might
When I meet vegetarians who might have diabetes, pre-diabetes or massive obesity, I tell them they would be better off if they gave up their Vegetarianism. Robert Atkins
gave good guys ourselves swims
We set ourselves up really nice. All of our swims were monstrous. These guys didn't let anything get to them. We gave ourselves some good opportunities. Kevin Kinel
gave grow john light shadow shoulders
You didn't grow up in the shadow of John Steinbeck. He put you on his shoulders and gave you all the light you wanted. Thomas Steinbeck
gave-up personal-things
But I never gave up personal things to work, never. Catherine Deneuve
gave job man publishing
In 1981, Ms. Ebtekar was made editor-in-chief of the English-language newspaper 'Kayhan International.' The man who gave her the job was Mr. Khatami, who was then head of the Kayhan publishing house. Elaine Sciolino
gave life
I never gave up believing that there was much more to life than how I was living it. Kim Cattrall
gave good sports sticking successful time
I'm not very good at sticking at things if I can't be successful at them. I gave up on sport a long time ago. Laura Wade
hard-work persons hard
It's hard work being a person, you have to do it every single day. Carol Shields
hard-work talking people
I like people talking about me, about my defense or what I'm doing. I like to see that, and that makes me work hard. Carlos Beltran
hard-work slumps ifs
I learned that I have to work hard every day, that I can't get down if I get in a slump. Carlos Beltran
hard-work grandmother intelligent
Contrary to the macho culture of Mexico, both my grandmothers were very brave young widows. I was always very close to these hard-working, intelligent women. Carlos Fuentes
hardest reason
We have no idea what could have happened. The hardest part of all of this is that there is no reason for it. Roger Williams
hard obvious people remember team thinks throw ways
We have so many things in our playbook that if a team thinks they have us scouted out, we'll just throw something else at them. We have a lot of ways to keep people on their toes. It can be hard to remember sometimes, but it's obvious it works. Kane Moix
hard knows sentiment
When everyone knows everything is going right for a company, sentiment is hard to improve. Richard Farmer
hard job months qualify six unemployed
When you're unemployed for six months or a year, it is hard to qualify for a lease, so even the option of relocating to find a job is often off the table. Janet Yellen
hard laugh laughing
When he'd tell you a joke, you'd have to laugh because he was laughing so hard. Don Madden
larry miss players result
We're going to miss Larry Brown, but so many times it was just about Larry. It was always, 'Larry did this, Larry did that,' with the result that I don't think the players got enough credit. Chauncey Billups
larry
What Larry can get back, ... is his reputation. Christopher Brown
larry night rebounds score
The other night I told Larry he doesn't have to score every possession. He should be getting double-digit rebounds and some assists. Lou Dawkins
larry mark
Mark Zuckerberg did his own software for Facebook, and Larry Page and Sergey Brin made their own for Google. Xavier Niel
larry tony wrote
Larry only ever wrote one song, and he wrote that with Tony Kaye, I think it was, from Yes. Neil Innes
larry relationship successful
My relationship with Larry is one that spanned about 14 years; we've had a very successful working relationship, Theo Epstein
larry pine
Larry will go out of there in a pine box. Brendan Barnicle
larry quote smart
Larry is a very smart man. You can quote me on that. Shai Agassi
larry situation unique
Larry has been in this situation many more times than I have, ... It is very unique for me. Phil Jackson
light white people
I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? 'I remember seeing this really bright, white light.' It's like, of course, you pinhead, it's the paramedic looking in your pupils with a penlight. Carol Leifer
light childhood certain
Anyone's childhood can be an act of disablement if rehearsed and replayed and squinted at in a certain light. . . Carol Shields
light movement said
nothing she did or said was quite what she meant but still her life could be called a monument shaped in a slant of available light and set to the movement of possible music Carol Shields
light paul-scholes scholes
Playing with Paul Scholes is like playing with the light on. Carlos Queiroz
light
We have a solar-powered light in there so that at night, in Bandon, you can see it blinking. But it's just for aesthetics. Reg Pullen
lighten skill whenever
Whenever you get any new skill you really want to use it. I think he should lighten up a little. Lauren Brightwell
lights school slow
When you see a school bus, you got to think children. Even if the lights are not flashing, you got to slow down. Richard Dormer
light law justice
There is no justice in following unjust laws. It's time to come into the light and, in the grand tradition of civil disobedience, declare our opposition to this private theft of public culture. Aaron Swartz
light important shadow
The shadows are as important as the light. Charlotte Bronte
sparks energy efficiency
Make yourself an efficient spark plug, igniting the latent energy of those about you. David Seabury
sparks moments eternity
Every moment contains a spark of eternity. Elie Wiesel
sparks congress court
Could Congress really do its work if it held its sessions by teleconferencing? Could the Supreme Court? Nothing can replace the spark of intelligence that travels from person to person at meetings. Ben Stein
sparks spirit manifestation
The spirit or life spark which animates this manifestation could be called God. Arthur Young
sparks redemption speech
Each part of speech a spark awaiting redemption, each a virtue, a power in abeyance.... Denise Levertov
sparks
That was one of the sparks for the show itself. Kiki Nesbitt
sparks rage inferno
I'm just so honored that the universe chose me to be the spark that has set off a raging inferno Cindy Sheehan
sparks wanted
He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. Alice Munro
sparks tv
It was your TV 'Cops,' sparks all over the place. Ryan Hendrick
turned
You turned on the radio and heard all kinds of things. Luc Ferrari
turned
We've turned the corner. We still have a long way to go, but at least we can see the road. Before we couldn't even see the road. Dave Orlandini
turned
Well she turned me into a newt!""A newt?""I got better... Monty Python
turned
-She turned me into a newt! -A newt?-I got better... Monty Python
turned
I was surprised. I thought things would have turned around by now. Sheldon Danziger
turned
More or less, residents just turned their neighborhood over to us. Maj. Nester
turned
Ginter and Elly, they turned it so quick. Off the bat, I thought they had no chance. That right there is the game. It's another run. Huston Street
turned wrong
Once - many, many years ago - I thought I made a wrong decision. Of course, it turned out that I had been right all along. But I was wrong to have thought that I was wrong. John Dulles
turned
If I had gone to drama school, I wouldn't be sitting here now because it would have blanded me out; it would have just turned me into another actor. Peter Capaldi