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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
memorial-day thinking doubt
Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.
memorial-day war rivers
We must kill them in war, just because they live beyond the river. If they lived on this side, we would be called murderers. Blaise Pascal
memorial-day easter kings
I figure if Doc is right about the time I have left,I should wrap up my adolescence in the next few days, get into my early productive stages about the third week of school, go through my midlife crisis during Martin Luther King Jr's birthday, redouble my efforts at productivity and think about my legacy, say, Easter, and start cashing in my 401(k)s a couple weeks before Memorial Day. Chris Crutcher
memorial-day courage hero
True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost. Arthur Ashe
memorial-day memories hero
The legacy of heroes is the memory of a great name and the inheritance of a great example. Benjamin Disraeli
memorial-day hero patriotic
Heroism is not only in the man, but in the occasion. Calvin Coolidge
memorial-day freedom 4th-of-july
Freedom cannot be bestowed - it must be achieved. Elbert Hubbard
memorial-day war men
So long as there are men, there will be wars. Albert Einstein
memorial-day lakes talking
On Memorial Day, I was out floating on Lake Norman and came across Denny Hamlin. We struck up a conversation, and one of the first things we were talking about was how much it helped him when he started racing the Cup car and how much it helped his Nationwide program. Danica Patrick
block smaller
Rebounding is why we were in the game. When you are a smaller team, you have to block out.
block care offense offensive
Our offense was horrible. I don't care if Brett Favre was back there, it was going to be tough. We couldn't block anybody. ... We had no offensive identity.
blocking good line run
Our line was blocking good and making big holes. I didn't have to do too much, just run to the daylight.
blocking both line offensive pass
Our offensive line was tremendous. They were outstanding in both pass blocking and on the run.
block kick line time
Our No. 1 goal, any time we line up, is to block a kick or get a big return, Andy Gray
blocking heck improvement job line
Our line did a heck of a job blocking - a lot better improvement from our first two scrimmages.
blocked fill game hard line opened spot step
Our line blocked better and it just opened up for me. It was a hard spot to fill but I just had to step up my game and fill his (Parks') shoes. Doug Scott
block devote ice life melting service spends
Our life is like a block of ice which is melting away every moment. Before it spends itself, devote it to the service of others. Sathya Baba
block clear hard
Surprisingly, it's not that hard to block things out. You just go up there confident, with a clear head. Allan Ray