Famous Quotes & Sayings

Harvey Mackay

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can'town it, but you can use it. You can't keepit, but you can spend it. Once you've lost ityou can never get it back.

Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.

Scott Hamilton

You know, it's funny ... skating has always given me life,

Heather Graham

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!

Harland Williams

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

Julianna Guill

My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

Andy Cole

We wanted to make it funny. We've had success because we have a good time with it.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Philippe Falardeau

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

Paul Horn

It's funny to find there are still people around who think if a musician has schooling, it automatically makes him a lesser jazz player. But you don't learn jazz in school.

Paul Mooney

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

J. D. Salinger

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

Poetry slams too often are a gathering of the Metaphorswho likened all things to all other things never identifying Essences;leaving nothing as the core..

Megan Fox

'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.

Piper Perabo

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.

Seal

I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.

Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Olivia Munn

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

Pierce Brosnan

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

E. F. Schumacher

It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.

E. F. Schumacher

The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.

You have so many all-stars, great players, who don't wear suits. Are you going to tell them that they aren't representing the league well? It's going to be funny to see how this whole thing transpires.

William Shakespeare

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

William Shakespeare

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

William Shakespeare

The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

Mitch Hedberg

I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

I saw it. It was very funny. I think he's trying to take the high moral ground.

Sarah Silverman

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

Drew Bledsoe

I said, 'Yes, sir,' 'No, sir' and did what I was supposed to do. He's a funny guy, but he's only funny if he's not talking to you because he's pretty hard on guys. When I was young, I got tired of all the noise from Bill. As you get older, you realize some of the things he taught me when I was young that have gone on to help me in my career.

David Harris

People are funny; how do we get that on screen? For one thing, awkwardness.