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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
scripture needs should
You need not bring life to the scripture. You should draw life from the scripture. Charles Spurgeon
scripture holy form
The worst forms of depression are cured when Holy Scripture is believed.
scripts bigs payday
Show me a bad script and I will show you a big payday. Al Pacino
scripture christ print
The scriptures are in print what Christ is in person. Aiden Wilson Tozer
scripts mum
My mum reads every script before I go for it. Chloe Grace Moretz
scripts sound should
I've always sensed what a script should sound like - even before the movie's been made David Puttnam
script shows
I like it when a script shows you something new, and you can learn something through the journey of a film rather than being told things you already know. Lucy Fry
scripts several worked
I went to film school, worked as an assistant, and wrote several scripts that haven't gotten made. Lauren Miller
scripts
I don't have a stack of scripts. Bob Newhart