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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
man meet people possibilities sees six whenever
Whenever two people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is. William James
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When you're trained for battle, the idea is that it will be man against man. Taya Kyle
man throw weather
We wanted to throw a little more tonight, but old man weather wouldn't let us do that. Mike Smith
man pancake served
The Pancake Man went well. We served over 150 people. Ryan Rourke
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Any man in Hollywood will meet me if I want that. No, make that any man anywhere. Sharon Stone
man smile
I'm as happy a man as any in the world, for the whole world seems to smile upon me! Samuel Smiles
man numerous subject
From the moment he is born to the moment he dies, man is subject to the activities of numerous microbes. Selman Waksman
man sword time
I think if I could be a man in any time period, I would be a pirate. You know, go climbing in the rigging, sword fighting. I'd like to do that. Sarah Snook
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My grandfather is the greatest man I'll ever know. Stephanie Zimbalist
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Without love we are not truly living. Dianna Agron
truly vein
When we are truly aware of our spiritual glory, a varicose vein or two is not that big a deal. Marianne Williamson
truly-happy persons has-beens
Every person I have known who has been truly happy has learned how to serve others. Albert Schweitzer
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We are now well and truly in the post-Maui era. H. Hunt
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Those who complained truly feel that they are discriminated against, they truly feel that way. Barbara Green
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I am truly a product of Hollywood in-breeding. When two celebrities mate, someone like me is the result. Carrie Fisher
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. Craig Bruce
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I can remember watching 'Lord of the Rings' and being truly regretful that I wasn't a being in that world. Chris Hemsworth
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I think it is an extraordinary honor, and it is truly a capstone of my career. I am overwhelmed. August Wilson