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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
lost audience
I've lost audiences, I've recovered them. Carlos Fuentes
lost found
Am I lost or just less found? C. S. Lewis
lost-friendship sinister motive
Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship; and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can. Charles Caleb Colton
lost
The gospel is not for you who can save yourselves, but for those who are lost. Charles Spurgeon
lost
We have residents here who have lost people. It's very sad. Pat Robinson
lost-love pride gay
One disco, one soft ball game, one lost love, one gay pride rally at a time. Jasmine Guy
lost ability nations
When trust is lost, a nation's ability to transact business is palpably undermined. Alan Greenspan
lost left-behind behinds
And I'm lost behind The words I'll never find And I'm left behind As seasons roll on by Chris Cornell
lost
When you've lost something, and you find it again, it has so much more meaning.
spend time
I want to spend my time between the creation of ideas and the creation of things. Theaster Gates
spend time work
Sometimes I think, 'Why should I work out when I can spend time with my kids?' I feel guilty doing something for me. Kourtney Kardashian
spending federal-spending
Federal spending is atrocious. Jason Chaffetz
spending enjoy ifs
What would you like to do if money were no object? How would you really enjoy spending your life? Alan Watts
spending born deficit-spending
I understand deficit spending. I was born in deficit spending. Al Sharpton
spend tea time trying
Why spend time trying to read this guy's tea leaves?
spend-time end-times
You cannot save time, but you can spend time differently. Brian Tracy
spending-time spending feels
Spending time outdoors makes you feel great. Elizabeth Hurley
spend time women
Working women, moms, students, they don't have a lot of time to spend on their faces. Tyra Banks
time math science
I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them.
time writing math
You know that I write slowly. This is chiefly because I am never satisfied until I have said as much as possible in a few words, and writing briefly takes far more time than writing at length.
time time-management enough
There's time enough, but none to spare. Charles W. Chesnutt
time dark mind
In the dark attics of our minds, all times mingle. Charles de Lint
time son boys
A boy's story is the best that is ever told. Charles Dickens
time fool calendars
Tomorrow! It is a period nowhere to be found in all the registers of time, unless, perchance, in the fool's calendar.
time all-things
Time is the measurer of all things, but is itself immeasurable, and the grand discloser of all things, but is itself undisclosed.
time retreat tides
Time ... advances like the slowest tide, but retreats like the swiftest torrent.
time two black
Time,- that black and narrow isthmus between two eternities.