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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
goes-on cry-the-beloved-country destroying
It is not permissible for us to go on destroying the family life when we know that we are destroying it. Alan Paton
goes-on information culture
Here's the thing: If you're monitoring every single thing that goes on in a given culture, if you have all the information that is there to be had, then that is the equivalent of having none of it. How are you going to process that amount of information? Alan Moore
goes-on spirit problem
When the Holy Spirit is in full control of our lives, He will expect our obedience to the written Word of God. But it is part of our human problem that we would like to be full of the Spirit and yet go on and do as we please! Aiden Wilson Tozer
goes ottawa series third turn won
We've won one game, that is it. I think what we did is just turn this into a series. ... As the series goes on, you have to play better. We know Ottawa is going to play better the third game. John Tortorella
goes people surprising tend
The people who don't like it tend to dislike it intensely. That's unfortunate, but not surprising when one deliberately goes against audience expectations. John M. Ford
goes land
where it actually goes from land into the water. Jack Horner
goes wear
When you're competing, you have to wear a sleeve that goes all the way down to your wrist. When you're training, you usually don't wear long-sleeved leotards, so there's a difference between training and competing. McKayla Maroney
goes jet punk
My go-to necktie is jet black, skinny, and simple. It goes with everything. I really like that mod-ish punk look. Nigel Barker
goes talk
When you talk to the officers, it's pretty bad. Every day that goes by without some intervention, it's getting worse. Mel Rapozo
guy wish littles
The wealth is ultimately just a relative thing. As a person with little money and little more needs to rich guys money but really wishes Charles Caleb Colton
guy trying way
I try to find a way that the other guy hasn't thought of using a sound or a sample. Alan Parsons
guy bills kind
Bill Clinton strikes me as the kind of guy who goes wherever the polls lead him, rather than leading the polls. Al Sharpton
guy athletic actors
I'm an athletic actor. I'm known for my action; I'm a guy who does my own stunts on screen. Akshay Kumar
guy naked would-be
I'm the kind of guy who would say, "Yeah, I'll do that!," and then, when it came down to it, I would be absolutely petrified. Those days have passed me by, but I would do it. If it meant that I was in a scene naked with a woman, or anybody romantic, I'd be into it. Chris Bauer
guy phrases east
Tommy's [Gamble] an East Coast guy, so he kind of talks fast and in quick statements and phrases, so I understood him and he understood me, and we just hit it off. Chip Kelly
guy brain trying
I'm trying to avoid any more asshole roles, at least for a little bit. The main criteria for me when choosing a project is a good director. I just want to work with these guys that I admire because I do want to direct my own films one day, and I want to pick their brains to see what their process is like, and see what I can take from that. Dave Franco
guy kind
I'm a small shifty kind of guy. Dave Franco
guy way mature
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them. Dave Chappelle
jokes angry
I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous. David Cross
jokes gloom
A joke a day keeps the gloom away! Cesar Romero
jokes life multiple personally sound talking
I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things. Issa Rae
jokes i-can
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all. Ricky Gervais
jokes
I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. Billie Joe Armstrong
jokes listens
She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas. Matt McKenna
jokes
Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever. David Walton
jokes stale stuff
I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess. Frank Caliendo
jokes
My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. Adam Brody
onstage people seen success theater town
I'm just a Chicago actor who's a playwright. Even with the success of 'August,' the people in town who come to our theater know me by sight, because they've seen me onstage so much. Tracy Letts
onstage performing
I really enjoy theater. Performing live onstage is helping me to grow as an actress. Kim Fields
onstage remember
When I got a part in 'All American Girl,' in 1994, I remember thinking, 'Now I have a series, I'm not going to need to do standup,' but every night I'd go out afterward and get onstage somewhere. Judy Gold
onstage
I just enjoy being onstage and relating to the audience. Idina Menzel
onstage prep walked
I walked onstage in a play at prep school, and with childish naivete, told myself, 'Wow, I'm an actor!' Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.
onstage though
Even though I was very shy, I found I could get onstage if I had a new identity. David Bowie
onstage wore
it is not the one I wore onstage during the 'Baby One More Time' performance.' Britney Spears
onstage proper proud theatrical
I was just proud to be onstage with her. It's just proper old-school theatrical heart. Michael Ball
onstage
I've felt emotions onstage that I never felt before; it has strengthened me as a person and as an artist. Ricky Martin
starts
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer. Joan Van Ark
starts work
She's OK. She starts work in about two weeks. Leslie Sloane
starts
We are going to take it to them. Zero-zero starts the game. Jack Smith
starts
If Sudan starts to crumble, the shock waves will spread. Mo Ibrahim
starts tournament win
We did not win a lot of games. But the tournament really starts with the quarter-finals. Milan Hejduk
starts
What I think you probably couldn't put on TV, but it starts with a 'B' and starts with an 'S'. Bill Young
starts
It all starts with him. He can do it all. Jay Hopson
starts
There were times, sure, I wanted my career to go better. But once it starts to go downhill, you can never get back, or only to some degree. Lauren Bacall
starts
He showed he is important even if he starts on the bench. Sven Eriksson