Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Cross

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

Cesar Romero

A joke a day keeps the gloom away!

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

David Walton

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

Frank Caliendo

I was very stale at Fox. Much of it was my own fault. I was lazy and didn't fight for things I wanted to do at other times. Most of my stuff consisted of setup/punchline jokes to the camera - a very old-school approach. I was part of the establishment, I guess.

Adam Brody

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Andy Kaufman

I never told a joke in my life.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

Colin Mochrie

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

Dane Cook

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

David Lean

Don't make jokes about food.

David E. Kelley

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

Michael Lehmann

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

Richard Wiseman

We had about 40,000 jokes sent in by people all over the world. Here is my favourite.

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Lynda Barry

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

Hilary Mantel

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.

People said, 'You're going to do what? We got a lot of jokes about raising jackasses. We still do.

Michael Mayer

Don't get me wrong, it's not something that's upsetting me. The jokes keep coming.

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

Jesse Ventura

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Grace Paley

A joke is necessary at this time.