Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robert Ballard

I prefer sayings over jokes.

Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

Jesse Ventura

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Grace Paley

A joke is necessary at this time.

Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

Hilary Mantel

It is almost a joke, but a joke that nobody tells.

Mason Cooley

Jokes are unanswerable objections.

Lynda Barry

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

Karl Lagerfeld

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

Matt Tong

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

Lorrie Moore

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Chris Martin

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.

William Hazlitt

Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.