Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mike Birbiglia

Jokes are so personal, and they bring us together in so many ways.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

Robin Ince

I have a problem with telling jokes about physics. Quite often the audience have no idea what you are talking about and, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about either.

Michael Lehmann

I think you make better jokes when you don't break logic for the joke, unless you make a movie just about jokes.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Matt McKenna

She jokes around with you and listens to your ideas.

Issa Rae

I personally don't feel any pressure to make jokes about multiple baby-fathers and stereotypical black jokes, because one, that's just not my life, and two, I wouldn't even sound right talking about those things.

David Walton

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever.

Rudi Johnson

He listens to what I tell him to do.

Chris Leak

He listens to his players and he does everything he can to make sure his players are successful.

Kevin Crawford

When they see they have someone who listens to them, that really is a big deal.

Dikembe Mutombo

When I go to China, people call me 'Uncle Mo' because they refer me as Yao Ming's uncle. I'm pleased to be his uncle as long as he listens to me!

Arundhati Roy

Where are these people supposed to go? This is a peaceful movement but if you're non-violent, nobody listens to you.

Jeff Fager

She listens . If you look at what Mike Wallace has done so well all these years, he listens to what's being said and responds with a question. She's got that ability.

George Bernard Shaw

The man who listens to Reason is lost: Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her